Discussing the Idea of Murdering Each Other but It's Just a Joke and Definitely Not Serious Haha

  • Published on Feb 12, 2020
  • It's perfectly normal to discuss the possibility of how you would murder your friends with those friends and converse in great detail about how you would get away with said murder. We call this the Murder Your Friend Tag haha.
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Comments • 70

  • Rugby Channel
    Rugby Channel Hour ago

    Ethan concerns me

  • Sagan Rohrer
    Sagan Rohrer 2 hours ago

    I really hope my class bully doesn’t find this video because it’s a straight up video of tips to murdering people. (I’m just kidding even he isn’t this violent.)😰

  • A. Graf
    A. Graf 8 hours ago

    How different the world was at this point. This was my birthday video

  • Tina Bean
    Tina Bean 18 hours ago

    Never said it before, but who's morbid idea was this?

  • Tina Bean
    Tina Bean 18 hours ago

    Day 91:
    *We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.*
    -- Oscar Wilde

  • Bella
    Bella 21 hour ago +1

    Alternate Title: 2 Villains Try To One-Up Each Other

  • Kristofer Hanson
    Kristofer Hanson 22 hours ago

    remind me to never get on Eathen's bad side ()o()

  • Kristofer Hanson
    Kristofer Hanson 23 hours ago

    an intictual felling of distrust towards Eathen that Mark has no explanation for?
    *Warfstache has entered the chat*
    *Dark has entered the chat*

  • Destiel_is _my_life

    1.5 million people have watched this. Statistically speaking, there is likely to be a killer who saw this. $20 says they inspired a killer 😂

  • Sagan Rohrer
    Sagan Rohrer Day ago

    10:35 I felt that 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 times more than Ethan did.

  • Theodore
    Theodore Day ago

    between this and the video that came out today when mark realized Ethan cheated, I'm not feeling very confident...

  • Toadling Veegul
    Toadling Veegul Day ago


  • Crazy_Man v0.2
    Crazy_Man v0.2 Day ago

    I only have 50 days to watch rest, i must not sleep.

  • Nocture
    Nocture Day ago

    Mark is really ominous

  • datdrummy boi
    datdrummy boi Day ago

    Bruh its 5am this energy is to weird

  • Rabbit Can't Sleep
    Rabbit Can't Sleep 2 days ago

    Alternate title:"Darkiplier thinks of ways to kill Ethan"

  • Chat Noir
    Chat Noir 2 days ago

    Me:*sees the thumbnail*
    Me: Red's being kinda sus

  • Meggie Mags
    Meggie Mags 2 days ago

    2:17 Mark is describing something I'd find actually hot and attractive and that's a problem what the fuck
    why do I want to be kidnapped what the hell is wrong with me
    9 years of therapy to help deal with childhood trauma but what they really should have worked on is my weird attraction to being kidnapped in the night.

  • keiti
    keiti 2 days ago

    The Darkiplier and BlankGamplays energy is INSANE here

  • velvetica shappè_贾亚

    Oh yeahh! this is gonna be a good one..i can already tell how it's gonna end just by looking at that hammer in Marks hand

  • Lavender Skys
    Lavender Skys 3 days ago +1

    Ethan is like really good at acting like a legitimate psychopath, calm, collected and persisce . Almost to good...

  • Eliana Fish
    Eliana Fish 3 days ago

    i’m having a REACTION to Ethan tearing open the watermelon

  • Brody Westall
    Brody Westall 4 days ago

    Ethan: has probably saved countless lives
    Mark: has probably killed countless people

  • Cierra Reed
    Cierra Reed 4 days ago

    Unus Annus🙏

  • Cyborg Studios
    Cyborg Studios 6 days ago

    "WoW tHats SO dArK"

  • REV
    REV 7 days ago

    I wish i could explain why this is so funny without being like: maybe murder is funny

  • Taylar Cook
    Taylar Cook 7 days ago +1

    10:30 I’m telling my kids this was the edge of sleep

  • Ultima Oreon
    Ultima Oreon 7 days ago

    Day seven of re-watching Unus Annus, Oh fuck oh god oh fuck oh god I'm soooo behind oh fuck god oh oh fuck-
    (The most menacing episode)

  • Bl00dy lollypop5
    Bl00dy lollypop5 7 days ago

    Creepypasta alert lmao

  • Bl00dy lollypop5
    Bl00dy lollypop5 7 days ago +1

    I think theres another side effect of HeeHoo that mark has been experiencing throughout this video..

  • Bl00dy lollypop5
    Bl00dy lollypop5 7 days ago +1

    Not surprised this is one of the titles for Unus Anus

  • SGT Cloudrunner
    SGT Cloudrunner 7 days ago

    "I've given them something where they can't move, but they can see everything happening."
    Succinylcholine, what you're looking for is succinylcholine. And no, there is no reversal or immunity to it, Mark. Though, if rocuronium or vecuronium were used, then the reversal agent would be neostigmine or (more reliably) sugammadex. Also, all of these agents cause no sedation or analgesic (pain relieving) effects. With that said, they paralyze everything including the diaphragm, so your prize will not be breathing. So work fast.

  • Alex Converse
    Alex Converse 7 days ago

    low key want to do this with my friends??

  • Sneeble
    Sneeble 8 days ago +1

    It’s a cult it’s a cult it’s a cult

  • Payton Stibbs
    Payton Stibbs 8 days ago

    My balls hurt now

  • TanookiBob
    TanookiBob 9 days ago

    Me: using knife to conserve ammo
    Everyone at the paintball tournament: 10:03

  • Encarna Peña Guzmán

    Ninety-first video: Finished.

  • denny viber
    denny viber 9 days ago

    this is literally the plot of nbc hannibal

  • dirl
    dirl 9 days ago

    Omg 9:50 I choked on my food 😂😂

  • That's just Cottagecore babyyy

    How is this video still on FLash-player

  • Anthony Ekes
    Anthony Ekes 10 days ago

    3:54 Twitter yesterday would agree.

  • Siren Sixx
    Siren Sixx 11 days ago

    Honestly Ethans "screams of excitement" kinda fucked me up. Like I didnt want that visual

  • Milo McMahon
    Milo McMahon 11 days ago

    Mark's wincing, but he'd probably enjoy the torture.

  • Sean.the.bomb
    Sean.the.bomb 11 days ago +1

    I'm eating nachos.
    You guys want some?

  • Michael Caston
    Michael Caston 12 days ago

    In scene 1:12 the scream just feels satisfing

  • Samantha Baker
    Samantha Baker 12 days ago

    This was my birthday video. This is by far the best birthday day gifts ever. In my opinion 😂😂😂

  • IsMathRelated ToScience

    As a homicidal person I go off on many fantasies each day on what I would do to a person.
    This is great :)

  • Bubbles Lokai
    Bubbles Lokai 12 days ago

    Mark :wants to make it quick and easy... Not very painful
    Ethan: full on yandere
    Sadist , slow and painful
    My prize forever
    Together forever
    Crime of passion shit

  • Fandom _ Queen
    Fandom _ Queen 12 days ago

    I love how this is my birthday video XD

  • Howdy Partnerino
    Howdy Partnerino 13 days ago +1

    Alternate title: Two bros eatin' a melon.

  • Jackson W. K. Magness
    Jackson W. K. Magness 13 days ago

    Ethan is such a sweet person, like even pretend murdering someone he's like, "Oh ima caress their cheek :3"

    • Jackson W. K. Magness
      Jackson W. K. Magness 13 days ago

      Nevermind I spoke too soon, I didn't finish the video before I posted this comment 💀

  • Tahls
    Tahls 14 days ago

    anyone else viciously terrified of ethan now

  • TheGoofiestGoober
    TheGoofiestGoober 14 days ago

    I want the last video to be bloopers. Like whenever they were trying to be serious but would start cracking up

  • MysteryKittyz2939
    MysteryKittyz2939 15 days ago


  • beekeeper
    beekeeper 15 days ago

    That's an awesome idea for the first date

  • Lisa Kokx
    Lisa Kokx 15 days ago

    The moment Ethan pulled out those swords my mind screamed FRUIT NINJA so suddenly I'm back in 2012

  • Jayda Torres
    Jayda Torres 15 days ago

    on today’s episode of criminal minds:

  • Natalie Cappelletti
    Natalie Cappelletti 15 days ago

    This is my birthday vid😆

  • Jaz Sandhu Music
    Jaz Sandhu Music 16 days ago

    I love how axe throwing and laying on broken glass has a "this video may be inappropriate for some users" warning at the start of the video but not talking about cruel ways to murder people
    Also, watching on, these guys are giving serious Variant vibes from Outlast and I'm not sure how to feel about it XD I seriously wanna know what goes on post recording, like a self reflecting moment on the terrifyingly sadistic video they just created...

  • Garfield Rix
    Garfield Rix 16 days ago

    So, everyone's talking about how mark is a masochist and Ethan is a sadist,
    But damn, Ethan can scream.

  • Sin DeWitt
    Sin DeWitt 16 days ago


  • Zoernina 444
    Zoernina 444 17 days ago

    So glad that this was my birthday video😂😂😂

  • kroun the clone commander

    Alternate title: darkiplier sadistically taunts ethan so he can kidnap him so "mark" can punish ethan

  • Amilene Lara cruz
    Amilene Lara cruz 17 days ago

    Oh this was my birthday video

  • Misty _2630
    Misty _2630 17 days ago

    The title scares me ;-;

  • Kitty Kitsune
    Kitty Kitsune 18 days ago

    I fucking love this XD

  • Raymond McMale
    Raymond McMale 19 days ago

    Totally forgot to say this was my birthday video

  • Lumia Lives
    Lumia Lives 20 days ago

    Ethan was so much more into and dedicated to this than Mark and I’m not kidding I got pretty creeped out by the whole “bit”

  • Just Some Guy with a chin Mustache

    I like how Mark is just having the internal struggle between Warfstache and Darkiplier, so his “style” ends up being a bit messy

  • jadediah Penny
    jadediah Penny 20 days ago

    ... what did I just witnessessnessess?