EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER

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  • Published on Aug 12, 2019
  • Let’s just be real for a second: You’re going to regret ordering the Sofritas over steak, you want a burrito- not a salad, and you’re gonna get guac no matter how much more they charge you for it. This is EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER.
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Comments • 5 516

  • Czyrill Ataza
    Czyrill Ataza 4 hours ago

    Olavia be like:
    I’am trna eat healthy right now
    TONS OF SERVING

  • Ronald Adams
    Ronald Adams 8 hours ago

    Hahahaha i dont eat there. Is it that bad?

  • SaturdayNightSamuel
    SaturdayNightSamuel 8 hours ago

    I’m in 3:57 and I don’t like it

  • Nicholas_rawr lol
    Nicholas_rawr lol 9 hours ago

    Shayne did so good with the Spanish

  • Alexis Medina
    Alexis Medina 9 hours ago

    That is not how chipotle is in real life

  • Bag head
    Bag head 10 hours ago +1

    At 1:00 the first time I went to chopolte was like that it was also the only time I went there

  • super Dog
    super Dog 10 hours ago

    I'm Mexican 🇲🇽😭🇲🇽

  • super Dog
    super Dog 10 hours ago

    Offended

  • MrVerge-type
    MrVerge-type 10 hours ago

    Yo I work at Wendy's and it's irritating plz make "Every Wendy's Ever" to make my day

  • Goner Kid
    Goner Kid 11 hours ago

    Where's keith

  • Elizabeth L’s World
    Elizabeth L’s World 12 hours ago

    Chipotle or subway?
    Put down 🤤 this for
    Chipotle and 🥖 for
    Subway :D foooooood

  • The real SMKEXLUSV
    The real SMKEXLUSV 12 hours ago

    3:24

  • The real SMKEXLUSV
    The real SMKEXLUSV 12 hours ago

    2:47

  • possumguts
    possumguts 12 hours ago

    yo the sofritas is better than the steak. the steak always has gristle and shit in it and its gross. sofritas is flavourful and delicious.

  • Reese's Pieces
    Reese's Pieces 14 hours ago

    What kind of bread?



    Only some will get it

  • Instegames YT
    Instegames YT 14 hours ago

    lol

  • horticasey
    horticasey 14 hours ago

    That blonde girl is smoking.

  • Fernando santillan
    Fernando santillan 14 hours ago +1

    Why Wasn’t Keith and Noah in the video

  • Baleigh Makara
    Baleigh Makara 14 hours ago +1

    I really love that we're seeing more of Damien. He's just fantastic.

  • Xx BANANACAT xX
    Xx BANANACAT xX 14 hours ago +1

    The first looks AMMAZING I wanna eat it!

  • Flipped Out
    Flipped Out 15 hours ago

    Look at Ian's eyes 5:02

  • Jay Jay
    Jay Jay 16 hours ago

    HE BETTER OF EATEN ALL THAT FOOD HE WASTED

  • ellaz 21
    ellaz 21 16 hours ago

    I hope you guys didnt waste all that food.

  • f
    f 17 hours ago

    I went to chipotle once, it was disgusting

  • Shiji Kun
    Shiji Kun 17 hours ago

    5:15 Creeper

  • Ahmed Bahnassy
    Ahmed Bahnassy 17 hours ago

    Go to this channel its name is (seliens day) she works so hard go support her . Her videos is amazing!!

  • WowGaming 93
    WowGaming 93 18 hours ago

    Never been to chipotle so I can’t relate

  • Sans All
    Sans All 19 hours ago

    .......

  • Fast and furious Fan
    Fast and furious Fan 20 hours ago

    Every disneyworld ever

  • lmad kpn
    lmad kpn 21 hour ago

    Stop playing wirh food you sons of bitchs

  • Jada Wynter
    Jada Wynter 21 hour ago

    It's comforting to know my Chipotle isn't the only one filled with sassy employees

  • Ahmad Dabous
    Ahmad Dabous 21 hour ago

    Damn it!
    No that will never work!
    AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!111
    Failure!
    Disgusting!!!
    Oooh it's quitting time *falls over* FU** Cracks me up all the time

  • Candy Queen
    Candy Queen 23 hours ago +1

    Actually avocados are fruit, Damien

  • Shann617_playz roblox

    Erlier...

  • Tracy Kilgannon
    Tracy Kilgannon Day ago

    6:06 this is a Taco Bell 🤔

  • I am LushX
    I am LushX Day ago

    Overdone Jokes..
    Damn i wanted the old smosh..

    • I am LushX
      I am LushX 4 hours ago

      @SavageLasso i know right

    • SavageLasso
      SavageLasso 21 hour ago

      Yeah how is this shit even funny

  • DingleBerry420
    DingleBerry420 Day ago

    Wow there still uploading shit damn

    • cwolf201
      cwolf201 8 hours ago

      you failed to notice in february? damn

  • Sourav Biswas
    Sourav Biswas Day ago

    Why do you guys always have to waste food like that ?

  • Tony Gamer 101
    Tony Gamer 101 Day ago +1

    Pls make a every A&W ever

  • Tony Gamer 101
    Tony Gamer 101 Day ago +1

    Pls make a every ikea ever!

  • InnerThinkingTV
    InnerThinkingTV Day ago

    What happened to the good days of Smosh?

  • MR.MEGAWEB II
    MR.MEGAWEB II Day ago

    Smosh eats rice. I'm Asian.

  • Zain Jabado
    Zain Jabado Day ago

    I never new Shane knew how to speak Spanish

  • Jesus loves me
    Jesus loves me Day ago

    they don't have chipotle in the uk so ...

  • alvieisalive
    alvieisalive Day ago

    That's a waste of food

  • Sara Alkhakani
    Sara Alkhakani Day ago

    I wait for you everyday near the lighthouse, glad to know you didn’t leave me. UwU

  • GamerBoyNahian
    GamerBoyNahian Day ago

    I really want Ian again on camers like this if you want too and comment on this video that you want too

  • Aiden James
    Aiden James Day ago

    This actually sets the record for longest every ever by smosh

  • Manasher 12
    Manasher 12 Day ago

    *-wa-*

  • DANK DANK
    DANK DANK Day ago

    Real talk anyone else think they feel apart after Anthony left it just isnt the same anymore he is what made it funny and now his content is painful to watch too it was better back in 2010 i was like 7 but shit i didnt care all i did was laugh cause thats all they made me do idk just doesnt feel the same anymore

  • Rockin Sam
    Rockin Sam Day ago

    2:07 shayne face so crazy funny

  • jeffy Paul
    jeffy Paul Day ago +4

    We want food battle 2019 with Anthony and ian please

  • Megatechtonic
    Megatechtonic Day ago

    Where’s Keith and Noah?

  • Jameson YT
    Jameson YT Day ago

    2:50

  • Jackson
    Jackson Day ago +1

    This is me and my mom sometimes
    2:48 - her throw the giant burrito at me

  • Angel Mendoza
    Angel Mendoza Day ago

    I love this video a lot

  • Bailey Wesley
    Bailey Wesley Day ago

    Lol

  • Hinata Hyuga & Naruto Uzumaki

    the day Shane leaves Smosh
    is the day i die

  • Deanna Mullins
    Deanna Mullins Day ago +1

    Love it👌

  • LiyahK
    LiyahK Day ago

    Me: *watches every chipotle ever*
    FLASH-PLAYER: *plays Burger King ad*

  • Alberto Castillo

    Pornpgrafis

  • Jumplamp 007
    Jumplamp 007 Day ago +1

    1958 vs 2019

  • THE FALL GUY
    THE FALL GUY Day ago +1

    how about every first car ever.

  • risinglotuswind
    risinglotuswind Day ago

    What a waste of food.

  • Person Withahoodie

    I laughed so much at the rice bit

  • GodZ
    GodZ Day ago

    Is it just me or does Smosh seem like they find the 1 star rating restaurants

  • charlie wright mccollum

    Smosh isn’t even funny anymore.

  • Firestream11
    Firestream11 Day ago +1

    Trust me never listen to edited comments

  • Joanne Mangum
    Joanne Mangum Day ago

    Do ever first vlog every

  • Dre_ daking
    Dre_ daking Day ago

    "SHUT UP"
    (only og fans know what I'm talking about)

  • 123 456
    123 456 Day ago

    I was watching the og smosh videos and they are god tier compared to this.

  • Double A R&B
    Double A R&B Day ago

    Video idea
    Every pre k/ day care ever

  • _ Spectrlz
    _ Spectrlz Day ago

    Who else misses the old smosh 😔

  • Isabelonkr
    Isabelonkr Day ago

    Ideas for some epic “Every [Blank] Ever” vids I thought of:
    Every CostCo Ever
    Every Wendy’s Ever
    Every College Ever
    Every IHOP Ever
    Every Kroger Ever
    Every Aldi Ever

  • Nina Khrapunova
    Nina Khrapunova Day ago

    3:58 to 4:10 is what my parents said about me

  • DaxAnimates
    DaxAnimates Day ago

    _still waiting for every wendy's ever_

  • ys.trejo
    ys.trejo Day ago

    Watching those burrito fold failures was painful to watch

  • TheScareFareGaming

    Who miss the old smosh

  • Dog Savage
    Dog Savage Day ago +1

    6:20 I’m offended cause I’m Hispanic

  • Lane Musikantow
    Lane Musikantow Day ago

    Is it just me when Damien was making the burritos when he said quoting time he had yes watch on him so how does he know when quitting time is

  • aye manda
    aye manda Day ago

    3:09 i feel personally attacked

  • DAISHORYUJIN 95
    DAISHORYUJIN 95 Day ago

    This is filmed like a Wes Anderson film.

  • Kelseycan'tsing
    Kelseycan'tsing Day ago

    What if you did an Every 'every blank ever' ever

  • Michelle Crescio

    “nONE OF YOU HAVE CULTURE”

    • cwolf201
      cwolf201 Day ago

      thank god. it's funnier that way

  • OneShotShooter
    OneShotShooter Day ago

    I work at chipotle and I relate to the rolling the burrito part... I cant do it to save my life. Maybe that's why I'm the dishwasher 😂💀

  • Pandacheeselover 395

    Can you do every sushi place ever?

  • Fsts Fortnite
    Fsts Fortnite Day ago

    I've only been to Chipotle once and all of these are true

  • AndroidFnaf 5000

    Ec wow like if u get it

  • Rennie Mohammed
    Rennie Mohammed Day ago

    😂

  • tony cee
    tony cee Day ago

    Idea: every national ________ day ever

  • James Weatherly
    James Weatherly Day ago

    Who remembers when this was a good channel

  • Abyss Void
    Abyss Void Day ago

    Did anyone else realize at 6:13 shayne said that this is a "taco bell" but in reality it's Chipotle?

  • FlamingGold
    FlamingGold Day ago +2

    0:01 I’m really loving Its always sunny music 😎

  • gacha_girl_goes_ nuts

    10:37
    That’s my fav part by FAR

  • Dash Farbro
    Dash Farbro Day ago

    Anthony u probably already heard this but congrats on the mr beast battle royale

    • cwolf201
      cwolf201 Day ago

      you'll have to congrat him on his channel since he won't read smosh since leaving smosh 2 years ago

  • Stik Tooons
    Stik Tooons Day ago

    Imagine how much food they have destroyed

  • MCCB FamilyTube
    MCCB FamilyTube Day ago

    We all love chipotle, we eat it almost everyday or at least 5x a week! Hahahahaha🤣

  • Quirt Manly
    Quirt Manly Day ago

    Chipotle is the Starbucks of fast food!

  • KANISHKA MANDAL
    KANISHKA MANDAL Day ago

    You r literally wasting food

  • Quentin S Palmatier

    You should do a every every blank ever ever