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It’s the Mayr Clinic if anyone was wondering
My best is when he jokes about letting someone in front of you in the traffic. Hahahahahaha!
He is so hilarious. Could watch for days. Love him.
Who's dieting 😴
Gas- couldn't stop laughing
How does he make it funny? Something that I get so desperate to do. My cousin is 26 and does not get fat at all 😒. She does not exercise. Her favorite food is French fries 😱 and she stays skinny. 🤔 How could she be related to me. 😣
I find this guy about as funny as a cancer diagnosis!
unfunny shouty twat
“Don’t be too happy, this is a temporary situation” me though 😂
My favourite all time comedian
Stone = 14 pounds Your welcome
He need to new hair style
I have done water fasting in the past and this is hilariously accurate😂
@Nisha K I would have to disagree. Muslims all over the world, fast from sunrise to sunset, and no one has ever come to any type of harm as a result of fasting. Even children fast.
@Mohammed Israr water fasting is the best method. Cutting out water may be lethal, you know
lol @ water fasting. Try real fasting.
I’m afraid to go to any of his shows since I might literally die from laughter
I've been and i swear i was sobbing from laughing so hard
He is brilliant in his observation skills. 👍
Sub my page guys new track on now blowing up like 🏎💨💨💨💨🔥🔥🔥🔥
I watch Michael when I'm feeling really down and he never fails to make me laugh
The Scottish comic Frankie Boyle's piss take on this guy is spot on...he's just not that funny!
Dieting - the thing i can never commit to
This guy is not funny at all. Must Appeal to half wits!
My fridge doesn't make a noice thank goodness, I would keep the wife awake all night. Pp, snack , pp, snack 😴🤗😳
loveeee his physical comedy! kills me :p
I absolutely adore this man! Just wondering if anyone else is using google to find out how to lose 14lbs (1 stone) in a week using epsom salt? Without the fasting lol
does a very good zombie impression
I thought he was a comedian 🤔
As a skeleton I feel quite saddened by this
Going to get a snack now.
I have watched is so many times in always makes me laugh.
It would be awesome when he would come to Vienna.
People uhv to gain muscle thats it If u dont eat ur metabolism will fk up n will regain weight faster n more weight U just to lift weight n eat a protein rich diet n thats it u will be amazed Thats applicable to both sexes
I like it how he's both funny and fat. Because a lot of these comedians think that they're funny, but they're not. And many think that because they're fat that they're entitled to their own tv show, when in fact they're not because they're not even funny.
There is a guy on 'The Apprentice' on BBC1 who reminds me of you...!!! 😂🤣
The guy on The Apprentice is a LOT more effeminate though 😂😂
Why not just go on a plant-based diet, lost weight and healthy
This guy was funny for about a week some years ago. His act is literally the same every time.
Omg i get a headache laughing so hard!!!
I think I may have peed a little 😂😂😂😂
McIntyre's physical comedy is unmatched. Hilarious.
@Amas Bansal Art yeah. you get tired just watching him run and jump around.
@M3rlin ohh good one. He's a bit frantic for my taste though.
The newest language- stomach growl.
much that you could chew them in anger
Ha, ha! I found a new one
@Leopard Bra Brado ? (I found a new McINTYRE SKETCH)
the body. The only good solution is a healthy diet and exercise.
you should invite me for dinner sometimes.... i'll eat it all....i wont leave anything to you...and i promise not to bring reading glasses, pens, nor books...you hate those things so
This is probably funny if you're boring as fuck
Michael, Michael, Michael... god you're the best
Laughed so hard I had to go to the loo
One of the great one... today all comedian was only curse and make jokes only about one thing.. this one is real talent
In every private hospital is the same, they not give you proper food .
Hi five fellow dieters 🙌
Why does he talk as if he is talking to a baby?
@Martin Ward Yes, but he is not talking to babies is he. He is talking to adults.
Because he has young kids. Poo and pee pee are normal words to be now 😂
As sanitary profesional that is not healthy! Really funny 😋
When you pay to not eat foodPoor people can’t relate
Wow, retardation and anti-health in one.
I love your comedy. So Funny! because it's True! Very glad to discover MM. XXX
I work in a health food shop but I don’t have anything to do with that lifestyle. So ironically I’m the healthiest looking thing there
you should invite me for dinner sometimes.... i'll eat it all....i wont leave anything to you...and i promise not to bring reading glasses, pens, nor books...you hate those things so much that you could chew them in anger
From 2:00 onwards thats some of the best stand up writing Ive seen in years from anyone .
Metabolism is basically your heart rate at rest, so a fast metabolism is where (is at rest) your heart is going fast, which means your probably very ill or fat, at rest your heart should be around 60-70bpm (normal). A slow metabolism is the opposite and means your probably an athlete or very ill.
OK WE GET IT EVERYINE THAT DOES THIS. 👌👌👌 ON EVERY VIDEO U WORSHIP A GOAT WITH TITS GOOD FOR U NOW ENOUGH.
Whererabouts in Austria-Linz? Is Michael telling us that he is a secret 'uber alles' luvver?
Ottavia Zwillenberg Lanser Hof is a Mayr clinic
Lisa Kleeven no it’s Mayr clinic
Jac Crystal i think it‘s a place called Lanzer Hof in Tyrol he‘s talking about! sounds JUST like it
God loves you. Lord Jesus Christ his son died for you. Repent of your sins and turn to Lord Jesus for salvation and eternal life. INTOUCH.ORG
This was so funny... absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 my fav McIntyre comedy routine
The ad before this video was for chocolate!
He is so hyper on stage, you would think he would be thin.- Mojo JoJo 🦍
& after paying good money to watch him, you'd think the twat would be just a tiny bit funny
@Mojo Jojo talcum powder goes on the wrong side 😂😉
@Mane: I Choose you!!I'm not getting lucky then 😭
@Mojo Jojo sorry, I stopped using talcum powder when I was 2.
@Mane: I Choose you!! Lovely IL bring the powder you can get the drinks 😘
Excellent, love the bit about the dodgy prawn helping. I shed half a stone in a week after a dodgy burger. Wouldn't recommend it though!
People with high metabolism want to gain weight, whereas, people with low metabolism want to lose wife 😂😂😂 WHO GETS IT🤣
Any reason why this is trending all of a sudden?
Michael never fail us when he share his lovely story. Love it.
My stomach was speaking to my friend's husband's stomach, while my friend sat between us. It sounded like the sound production studio for Jurassic Park. She finally got upset and said, "Would you two please eat something? You're making me nervous!"
Best explanation of metabolism, ever!
Reading the comments while my stomach is screaming HEEEELP xDDD
You make me laugh so much
McIntyre. This one made me laugh. 👍🏻
I love this male
I love the tune of that whistle. Lol.
Haven’t started watching it yet but I already know it’s gonna be good.
First time i actually found him funny! Good job sir
This surprises me! I think he is hysterical!
Love these videos. Makes me laugh on the worst of days. Thank you so much, Michael ❤️
Spotlight dude needs a raise
You know what I don't appericate the fact that you suddenly upload this video in the first week of my diet are you trying to send me a message
Ballsy to include something so unrelatable
@Solox what? I didn't
@Matthew Randell chill dude I was just replying to your comment. No need to personally attack me.
@Solox Not as much as a ££££ European weight loss camp. I think it worked well, I'm just surprised it did. Guy gives a great show
Omg. I laughed so hard at this!!! 😂😂😂
Here's a word of advice for any of you out there - NEVER work with either vegetarians or vegans. Where I used to work many years ago there were a lot of them and I'd ALWAYS note whenever any of them went to the toilet and I actively avoided going in there immediately after them! I don't know much about " I'd give it five minutes if I were you, Mate! " it was more like " I'd give it five HOURS if I were you! ". If I was absolutely desperate to use the toilet I'd make a point of covering my nose before I even walked in there and also took my personal deodorant with me to try to eradicate the unbearable and inevitable stench by using it as an air freshener as soon as I walked through the door. The funniest thing about it was that all of them were oblivious to the amount of stink that they were producing for the rest of us omnivores to endure on a daily basis.
Lol so good.
Want to lose weight fast? I took picoprep . I was also eating jelly and Gatorade. I did that before a colonoscopy and gastrophy. In total 4 pounds. Mind you everything is flushed out so it weakens the immune system and I was bed bound with 2 bouts of influenza . It almost took me out. Just be sensible.
You, sir, are freaking amazing!
He is so hyper on stage, you would think he would be thin.
his calves are so muscular though lol
Best comment! 🤣
So true! He was jumping around all over the stage - and not breathless!
As an Austrian, the concept of foreigners coming here to diet is simply bizarre. Our entire cuisine consists of meat in various states, and sugary confections!
But you're all so fucking thin. It's frustrating.
It just means the person who created the diet is an Austrian citizen, not that Austrians eat well 🤣
Leporello the Goldfinch - Birdtaming Tips & Tricks Austria?…well then, good day mate. let’s put another shrimp on the barbie.
All the meat and sugar might explain why they need an intensive diet clinic.
It was supposed to be funny not taken seriously. But Austrians have a very odd sense of humour. I know because I live in Austria.
This is funny, but when you starve yourself, you actually do damage to your body and your heart. Also it causes your body to store fat in case of another starvation episode. Through the centuries people went through periods of feast and famine. Storing fat and then losing it during famine. This is a roller coaster effect and causes extreme stress on the body. The only good solution is a healthy diet and exercise.
I think this is just part of his stand up, let's not analyse it too much
@Kristine Bellamy maybe I've misunderstood, but surely the idea of not eating enough and fasting are not a million miles apart? The OP's point was that starving yourself actually harms the body, with the only solution being a healthy diet and exercise. This obviously isn't true, as autophagy (and several people I know) can attest to. Autophagy doesn't suggest what to do outside of fasting I.e. exercise, controlled diet etc, simply that fasting will help optimise your cells' activity. The OP's post doesn't suggest that at all.
Mane: I Choose you!! Not in my case. Autophagy needs intermittent fasting to set in, like 2 days out of every week. Not the constant under-nourishment that you put your body through when just not eating enough.
@Kristine Bellamy gen li is actually right. Look up yoshinori ohsumi, the 2016 nobel prize winner for his discovery of authophagy.
Me who starved myself today: this is normal
Hilarious! 😂😂😂 Couldn’t stop laughing