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  • Kappercool
    Kappercool Hour ago

    Like vis du er Dansk

  • Sharandeep Bose
    Sharandeep Bose Hour ago

    Discovery Channel : Can you keep it light and breezy and NO picking fights
    John Oliver : Our main story tonight is The Discovery Channel

  • Andrew Ryan
    Andrew Ryan 2 hours ago

    wow the kind of thing i would have thought would be on adult swim but no it was specifically made for kids ....

  • Kelvin Kam
    Kelvin Kam 8 hours ago

    That british talkshow host/interviewer came across as such a puritanical dick. One that isn't as long as John Dillermand's of course.

  • asopher619
    asopher619 12 hours ago

    The Danes are light years ahead of us all

  • brio barb
    brio barb 15 hours ago

    So what's next for a female super hero...non-sexually of course. A tit or cl_t show? Say what you want about non-sexualizing it...but it's still STUPID.... and a BS argument. Disappointed in John Oliver making it seem so normal and okay.

  • Ichijo Festival
    Ichijo Festival 18 hours ago

    Alright, Danes, I'll accept that a 20-foot-long schlong can be "desexualized"... Just as soon as you produce a cartoon about a woman that uses her flesh pocket to transport her furniture when she moves to a new home. I demand you make this happen.

  • Onechill Braj
    Onechill Braj 19 hours ago

    Last week... everything the left says is right...tonight

  • HardRockMiner
    HardRockMiner Day ago

    Next week you should do something about Hunter Biden and his crack smoking tapes that have gone viral. If it was a Trump that did it, it's all you'd be talking about. Don't be so painfully obvious at what you're doing. We see you.

  • Valdemar Jørgensen

    If the poor Americans are flipping out over John Dillermand, just wait until they find out about "Ultra smider tøjet".

  • Plumikii Ryu
    Plumikii Ryu Day ago

    Please Do A Piece on Michael Jackson
    Hi,
    I’m writing to you because Last Week Tonight as opposed to other such shows actually cares about issues rather than chasing the headlines. It has been 11 years since Michael Jackson passed away yet to this day what the common consensus is that he is a taboo subject for many. I recall you guys once did a piece on Public Shaming. Michael Jackson was a genius, an abused child. He was strange. He was one of the few major stars from the 80s who came out of the 80s without a heroine addiction. He in his own way did many, Many strange things, but so do most other superstars. And more than others he actually cared. About children, about the earth. About the issues we are discussing to this day. While Icons like Freddie Mercury, Elvis Pressley, Prince, Beetles and many more are known for their good works, Michael is known for the something which he has repeatedly been acquitted for. It’s the truth that anyone looking for will find instantly but due to the “where there is smoke there is a fire” narrative, even 11 years after his death, the new media treats him like a criminal. All his trial pages are open for the public to read. He WAS weird. Making a ranch called neverland, hanging out with children. Trusting people he shouldn’t. But I urge you please cover him, hear beyond the noise like you guys often do. The most successful African American Artist of all time was a humble man child, who respected women, loved children and cared about our environment. He was not a heroine junkie, a private man who did not share his disease even all the way back in 1993 even though he was accused of wanting to become a “White Man”. He was eccentric. Hanging out with animals and caring about them. theobjectivestandard.com/2020/02/justice-for-michael-jackson/
    This article covers multiple sources, some of which I had read previously. Michael Jackson was a multi talented millionaire pop star, who was not an alcoholic, was a caring father, a filial son, Treated women with respect, cared about the planet and it’s beings. The press that constantly kept DASHING him, had found a way to subvert their guilt. All those years of calling him a “Jacko”, “monkey” and many more hurtful things was justified if he was a paedophile. They NEEDED him to be guilty. Such a man cannot exist in Hollywood. Such public shaming had allowed and to this day allows Michael to be a victim to all this slander. Please do a piece, if not one that exonerates him then one that once and for all cements the fact the Michael Jackson, the greatest pop star, the first African American Idol was a paedophile. Not through unknown sources or flimsy headlines but through concrete proof. A news echoing in a closed chamber will not reach anyone, most fans who what to know the truth know it, other people will read the headlines but not the explanations. It’s about time the general public knows. Please do a piece on Michael, the blatant mistreatment by the media, The systematic racism he faced during his trials. Please don’t let the first African American Singer be remembered for the things he did not do, He was weird, weird enough to annoy Freddie Mercury with Bubbles feedbacks, weird enough to let kids crack raw eggs over Michael Jackson, Weird enough to play water balloons with children. But he was not a paedophile and the world needs to acknowledge that. He was in no way a “Perfect Human” but he tried his best to live right and we should not punish him for doing that.
    On this year please exonerate this Black man, the Justice System has done it two decades ago, it’s about time everyone else does.
    Please do a piece on Michael Jackson.

    #spreadtheawareness #justiceformichael #hedeservedbetter

  • Gavinus Maximus
    Gavinus Maximus Day ago

    John Oliver how DARE you disrespect Curious George and Arthur. You sad ignorant man. Veggietales isnt bad either.

  • Julez Nellavert
    Julez Nellavert Day ago

    Disgusting and twisted!

  • spongeneutron
    spongeneutron Day ago

    That Hugh Grant diss though!

  • Erik S
    Erik S Day ago

    Don’t diss my boy Arthur like that. He was once great 😊

  • John Powell
    John Powell Day ago

    Don’t worry, Hollywood is on there way to normalizing this kind of content as well..not just in cartoons though...sick

  • Tony stank
    Tony stank Day ago

    This is Why i hate Being danish

  • A K
    A K Day ago

    Ø æ å

  • Mark Plain
    Mark Plain 2 days ago +1

    Hey Americans.... so penis cartoons are a no, but violent head exploding movies are okay? HHhhmm

  • TheCstar07
    TheCstar07 2 days ago

    They must not have any paedophiles in Denmark huh.

  • E Søgaard
    E Søgaard 2 days ago +36

    Asked my 7-year old what he thought of John Dillermand. Answer: "He's funny cause he's clumsy, he helps people out, and his "diller" has a life of its own and gets him into all kinds of trouble."
    The kids are all right.

    • Ptao Tom
      Ptao Tom 14 hours ago

      lesson to teach children!

  • shaylarz
    shaylarz 2 days ago

    How dare you besmirch Arthur.

  • wtfaiwpodcast
    wtfaiwpodcast 2 days ago +1

    I believe the full title is John Dillermand, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles.

  • Mike C
    Mike C 2 days ago

    The pharma shmo!

  • Thomas Windfeld
    Thomas Windfeld 2 days ago

    Its hillarious

  • ArchangelOfCoffee
    ArchangelOfCoffee 2 days ago

    Seems like a show you would see on Adult Swim.

  • aroundandround
    aroundandround 2 days ago +1

    Seriously, does Europe walk around with its dingdong out or what? Or is it just fashionable in European echo chambers to criticize America for being stuck in Victorian ages with respect to sexuality?

  • aroundandround
    aroundandround 2 days ago

    2:28 That’s not “centrifugal force”, a force that would only apply at the tip of the horizontal portion of the schlong pushing outward, rather what is shown is physically possible only if the schlong has a curvature like a fan blade, in which case Bernoulli‘s principle would create a sufficient air pressure differential to keep the long schlonged creature hovering in mid air.

  • TechGoggles
    TechGoggles 2 days ago

    Right to repair is a real issue

  • Halfdan Djurhuus
    Halfdan Djurhuus 2 days ago +1

    What can i say it is good

  • i wanted to save the world

    Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's

  • Lisa Calegari
    Lisa Calegari 3 days ago +1

    When he first said what the show was I was horrified but I actually understand now - kids view genitals in a completely different way. They might be a bit mysterious/intriguing, and they're very humorous in the same way that farts are (to some extent) and it seems like the show portrays them in that way as well, without it being anything like how adults view them. Plus, it probably is good to not promote the whole "we do not think about them or talk about them because those are bad things to be ashamed of" mentality that the US lowkey does. It seems like a good, funny show, and I hope that it is helpful in terms of advancing education on reproduction in schools.

    • Tia Marie
      Tia Marie 2 days ago

      It's not actually progressive though. It would be if they were actually teaching kids about their bodies. This is just disgusting and harmful

  • gstargamergold
    gstargamergold 3 days ago

    I kom from Danmark

  • Cris Martin
    Cris Martin 3 days ago

    John Oliver Octopus confirmed.

  • alix fremgen
    alix fremgen 3 days ago

    What will the magic breasts do? There pretty amazing

  • Pete S
    Pete S 3 days ago

    Use a better image picture! The present one reminds me too much of some guy, kneeling in front of me, begging to wax my carrot. Look more positive, will you?

  • Isuito dragon
    Isuito dragon 3 days ago +1

    This is sick! Sexualizing a childrens show. Bet some pedos made this one! I would Never allow my children to watch this!

    • Tia Marie
      Tia Marie 2 days ago

      So Right! It's disgusting

  • briezzy365
    briezzy365 3 days ago

    What?!!!

  • Michelle Wallace
    Michelle Wallace 3 days ago

    You’re absolutely brilliant! 🤣😂🤣

  • Random3 Random3
    Random3 Random3 4 days ago

    er der danskere her?

  • Samuel Grosmann-Huang

    Jeg er dansker

  • manshee445 banshee445

    han har verdens længste dillermand

  • Nicolas
    Nicolas  4 days ago

    The german childrens channel broadcasts a depressed loaf of bread at night

  • manshee445 banshee445

    im danish soooooooooooo yeah

  • U Saszlek
    U Saszlek 4 days ago

    It cant be really translated with Penis. Its more like...a lil jonny.

  • Pontus Kans
    Pontus Kans 4 days ago

    Ofcourse its denmark...

  • Chris Clever
    Chris Clever 4 days ago

    I thought s prehensile tail was good

  • Chris Clever
    Chris Clever 4 days ago

    Just 1 of 2000 parts

  • Chris Clever
    Chris Clever 4 days ago

    I thought it was a man from Nantucket

  • Brian
    Brian 4 days ago

    god reading this comment section is like being in highschool where everything everyone says is the end of the fkn world. Get over your selfs people if you dont like it then why do you fkn come here!?

  • Bob Sacamano
    Bob Sacamano 4 days ago

    I can't think of where I saw or read about this, but wasn't this a thing like a few years ago?

  • Wehe He
    Wehe He 4 days ago

    How do you know Oliver is lying? His lips are moving.

  • Wehe He
    Wehe He 4 days ago

    John Oliver is a liar and should be in jail for misleading people.

  • ShiiShani
    ShiiShani 4 days ago +4

    30 years ago, this wouldn't even be a conversation. This nonesense would be banned & nobody would have had a problem with that.

    • Bradley Pearson
      Bradley Pearson 4 days ago

      You're absolutely right. Thank God we've made some progress!

  • Chris Stirling
    Chris Stirling 4 days ago +1

    Unfortunately, although John Oliver had come to be a total hero for me up until now, I expect that (after this crock of sh*t) that I shall ever watch any of his postings on You Tube again .. obviously this will make no difference.. howver, thank you, Yours extensively, Jon Dillermand.

  • Cj N
    Cj N 5 days ago

    Here, f. Uck my babies. What t f is in our food,chemtrails ....

    • Tia Marie
      Tia Marie 2 days ago

      Irk? Something is wrong with people

  • Peter Nielsen
    Peter Nielsen 5 days ago

    I’m danish and the show is weird for me😂😂🤓

  • Merstrand
    Merstrand 5 days ago

    As a dane I will say when I was younger i watched weirder shit

  • Donavon LaTurner
    Donavon LaTurner 5 days ago

    Holy sheetcake. Maybe pedos are ruling the world :/

  • Kent Westergaard
    Kent Westergaard 5 days ago

    I happen to work in a Danish kindergarten and this show has been going on for around 7 months by now. Not even a single kid has developed the slightest side effect of this. They sing the song because it's funny and watch it because it's funny. The target audience is definitely the kids I work with and none of them has even come close to the sexualized topic when we talk about it. Usually the conversations goes around that boys have one, girls don't, but we all have asses - And washing hands are essential after going the bathroom.

  • Dallas Hoisington
    Dallas Hoisington 5 days ago

    Congratulations John. You succesfully givin pedophiles the reason to manipulate children by using John Dillermand.

  • Cameron Dale
    Cameron Dale 5 days ago

    Is it actually a children's show or is it like Mr. Pickles?
    Edit: it's not like Mr. Pickles
    Edit 2: fun fact, there are actual mammals with prehensile members. i'll leave that up to you to figure out which.

  • GuessTheThemeSongs
    GuessTheThemeSongs 5 days ago

    I simply HAD to cover that theme song:
    flash-player.org/video/LbT6Y6A9CyA-video.html
    :-D

  • Ken Lieck
    Ken Lieck 5 days ago

    Ha! Just noticed that JO did this bit on Dillermand! (In case you don't know, you can watch it on kimcartoon dot li.) And he covered it well, apart from one major gap: The English subtitles on the show (most likely made with an auto-translation system) are as mind-boilingly bizarre as any of the visual or artistic content of the series! Check it out and Stay Semitumescent! (That's not JD's catch phrase but it should be...)

  • Satanafalken
    Satanafalken 5 days ago +1

    Sick

  • Tyler Ifill-Forbes
    Tyler Ifill-Forbes 5 days ago +2

    Lol so what happens when little boys are going to school looking to emulate this character like they would any other cartoon? Halloween costumes? We still gonna say this isn’t inappropriate? Give me a break…

  • Raven Rav
    Raven Rav 5 days ago +1

    a lot of sick people in the comment section supporting this garbage, leave the children alone or you're going in the dirt by somebody