It is the first day of university

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  • Published on Sep 10, 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
    With love,
    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 14 107

  • Lizzy Grant
    Lizzy Grant 2 minutes ago

    *_ARITZIA should make Jenedict Cucumberbatch their Ambassador ya know._*

  • Theresa Carmen
    Theresa Carmen 24 minutes ago

    Looks like you're off to a fabulous start. I'm afraid your schedule sounds like a nightmare to me. I was an art student and hated anything that didn't include surface to color on and things to color with. Still that way.

  • Ana Taylor
    Ana Taylor Hour ago

    One like equals one pray that joana never has any scandals and stays one of the most wholesome FLASH-PLAYERrs on the platform

  • Boy Wonder
    Boy Wonder Hour ago

    She need me

  • Isaac Hunter
    Isaac Hunter 2 hours ago

    @11:58 - "To begin with, you're going to burn some meat. It really brings out the flavor of animals suffering." Hilarious!

  • Doh a Deer
    Doh a Deer 3 hours ago

    4:20 - T-1000 looking for John Connor.

  • SlowMoJoe9
    SlowMoJoe9 3 hours ago

    C A L M Y O U R M E A T L E S S T I T T Y S

  • netko tko bi volio pretplatnike

    To her early is 8.50 am and my school starts at 7.45 am🤔🤔

  • Abu Asliha
    Abu Asliha 4 hours ago

    0:38 thought she was holding a candle

  • Tara Jones
    Tara Jones 8 hours ago

    I’m moving in to uni tomorrow. Wait hang on IM MOVING IN TO UNI TOMORROW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaA.

  • Allegra Tigani
    Allegra Tigani 8 hours ago

    What is she studying

  • Jonas Grumby
    Jonas Grumby 9 hours ago

    Idiotic. Jesus Christ.

  • Dominic Durant
    Dominic Durant 14 hours ago +1

    I keep getting mental health related ads for this channel loll

  • adri katzin
    adri katzin 14 hours ago

    yew! I'm majoring in physics to and totally relate to people's reactions! goodluck sista

  • Jose Carlos
    Jose Carlos 15 hours ago

    Back to school shmooping? América explica

  • Falling Beauty
    Falling Beauty 15 hours ago

    Mom is turning into grandma

  • Rattler
    Rattler 15 hours ago

    OH MY GOODNESS YOU ARE ADORABLE. How did I end up here

  • *Call Me PB please*
    *Call Me PB please* 17 hours ago

    AAAH I JUST SAW YOU NIPPLES

  • Nicole G
    Nicole G 18 hours ago

    Dude I legit saw u in the staples and I lowkey looked like a stalker. I'm pretter sure ur mom heard me say, "Holy shit, that's Joana ceddia's mom."

  • lazyeye x
    lazyeye x 18 hours ago

    WOW, did my comment really get booted... I guess you are into sencership.. so sad.

  • Diana Cruz
    Diana Cruz 19 hours ago

    I had a lockdown at school so yuh 💘

  • gillian stingley
    gillian stingley 19 hours ago

    when she said she was glad she wasn’t taking humanities... i didn’t feel that

  • Andrea Araniva
    Andrea Araniva 19 hours ago

    Ok I’ll buy ... the stuff

  • Smooth
    Smooth 20 hours ago

    When I clicked on this video I was hoping for one of those skit videos...but now I'm not even sure what this video is LOL, my first time ever seeing a video like this, just random babbling about whatever.

  • cry bxby
    cry bxby 20 hours ago +1

    *Joana tapes her tiny microphone to her water bottle*
    Me:*shows my friends*
    Them:SHE HAS MY RESPECT
    (Btw congratulations on going to University Joana)

  • Ko_Toriii
    Ko_Toriii 20 hours ago

    *STAPPLES*

  • sissyunicorn gal24
    sissyunicorn gal24 20 hours ago +1

    "I lost my sanity in the third grade, so if you find it, please mail it to me,"

    -John Cena

  • sudhanshu sharma
    sudhanshu sharma 22 hours ago

    Try jee exam , I bet you would feel your life is better than mine , try attempting all sections

  • NEOTICA
    NEOTICA 23 hours ago

    stunning as always

  • Ellie Demetriou
    Ellie Demetriou Day ago

    This is real art

  • aras & hazel
    aras & hazel Day ago +2

    Why no one is talking about the Percy Jackson book?
    BECAUSE LIKE I WAS DYING YES MY GIRL WELCOME TO THE FANDOM

  • pressed
    pressed Day ago +1

    ”DID YOU BREAK ITS NECK-”
    **staring intensifies**

  • Moogs
    Moogs Day ago

    "Cheese!"

  • Lily Cater
    Lily Cater Day ago +1

    When you were making ur lunch I wasn’t listening anything u were saying and I was contemplating why u were putting packaged grass in a jug

  • Jalen Brown
    Jalen Brown Day ago

    Is the Emma chamberlains nerdy sister?

  • Amy
    Amy Day ago

    Omg I just graduated from your university! I wish I could have seen you around campus

  • Tom Jett
    Tom Jett Day ago

    whats the song in the beginning

  • Acnili-chili
    Acnili-chili Day ago

    Grade 6 is easy, grade 7 was bad

  • Giglipuff Darumaka

    My Italian ass is shaking rn for what I had the misfortune to see at the end of the video omg pls DO NOT PUT RICOTTA ON A FUKIN STEAK

  • kriti G
    kriti G Day ago

    7:15 How... Does....one do physics without vectors????

  • Leslys
    Leslys Day ago

    ayye we’re both first year students taking calculus!
    lmao my calculus professor has a very THICCCC chinese/mandarin accent and it’s hard to understand him sometimes but he’s cool

  • Sieg Nihil
    Sieg Nihil Day ago

    Manic Pixie Dream Girl with a side dish of Reddit rhetoric and a considerable IQ boost that fails to negate the insufferable snowflake aura. GWS kek

  • *meme master87*
    *meme master87* Day ago

    Joana If you see this my sweet relish ~ Pin this

  • V S C O
    V S C O Day ago

    can’t believe you’re growing up so fast 😢 mother goose must be so very proud

  • Saraf Wasima Siddique

    Bruh I was watching your video randomly and realized we go to the same university :) is your calculus prof Igor or Emmanuel?

  • Bianca Marchetti

    serena williams? what about our fellow canadian bianca andeesscu🇨🇦

  • Camron Holdcroft

    *When u go to college knowing u make a bunch of money already on FLASH-PLAYER so you’re just wasting your time*

  • Timi Agiri
    Timi Agiri Day ago

    rip joana for buying physical textbooks

  • lovesins •
    lovesins • Day ago

    sigh, :c

  • Elijah Johnson
    Elijah Johnson Day ago

    In the tennis and calculus demonstration u kinda forgot to wear a bra

  • Ashley
    Ashley Day ago

    How does a person end up enrolled in Calcus and Algebra simultaneously? Algebra is a prerequisite for Calculus on pretty much every campus, and I'm thinking that our heroine can probably waddle through the coursework blindfolded. So weird.

  • Cass LuLu
    Cass LuLu Day ago

    I wonder why her parents are thinking when she films the voiceovers and screams..lmao..they seriously need and award..and tbh i want a daughter like this when im older lol.

  • I’m Peter
    I’m Peter Day ago

    What university you go to?

  • Kee Glanzmann
    Kee Glanzmann Day ago

    DANCE MOMS

  • Firelightdaisy
    Firelightdaisy Day ago

    You are like a modern day Rory Gilmore

  • Martin G
    Martin G Day ago

    Why would they make you take algebra and calculus concurrently

  • Spoiled Milk
    Spoiled Milk Day ago

    If Josmoe central was ever a anonymous type of hacker thing aka 11:58 we would know it was her

  • Macy Mclaren
    Macy Mclaren Day ago

    Ok I’m sorry, but Socials/History is AMAZING, Science is FUN, English is OK, and Math is HORRIBLE

  • Hiba Al-badarneh

    You're weird
    I like weird people
    God i really enjoy ur videos
    Keep going🌻

  • CatsAreCool
    CatsAreCool Day ago

    I'm good at math and get A's but your coarse load is way too much, I would be so overwhelmed taking those classes all in my first semester.

  • Toga Himiko
    Toga Himiko Day ago

    Joana : all funny throughout summer posting
    School : *Im gonna ruin this whole womans career*

  • Erin Rae
    Erin Rae Day ago

    where did you get those wonderful boots from 1:46?? i need to get me a pair of those!

  • Karleigh V
    Karleigh V Day ago

    So many cuts between each sentence 😭😭😭

  • Haylee Moore
    Haylee Moore Day ago

    As a third year university student, I cackled during the entirety of this video, especially when you got school supplies and talked about textbooks. (also I’m Canadian too!)

  • Ruth Uday
    Ruth Uday Day ago

    she needs a talk show.

  • Myken Hassler
    Myken Hassler Day ago +1

    PERCY JACKSON HELL YEAH.. the best book to reread

  • Roy K
    Roy K Day ago

    Doctor: can you tell me about your symptoms
    Me: I forget everything in a split second I’m suffering from high end memory loss
    Dementia: am I joke to you?

  • Hannah C.
    Hannah C. Day ago

    She lookin snazzy

  • Zoincer_ Oo
    Zoincer_ Oo Day ago

    Are you planning on doing FLASH-PLAYER full time as a job

  • cj
    cj Day ago

    The bootleg mac n'cheese at 6:07 legit looks like a carpet my therapist has in her office

  • Jessi Callahan
    Jessi Callahan Day ago

    The Mac and cheese looks nasty but why do I want to try it so bad..

  • mrbxrns
    mrbxrns Day ago

    *SAMANTHA*

  • Beau Rass
    Beau Rass Day ago

    Canadian university just sounds like high school lol

  • Natalie Red
    Natalie Red Day ago

    these videos are always so entertaining!

  • Eesha Sajid
    Eesha Sajid Day ago

    hey don't spread hate on social studies ! it's one my fav subjects 😅

  • Ikmo Monki
    Ikmo Monki 2 days ago

    Was the first scene a Gale reference?

  • Erin Sy
    Erin Sy 2 days ago

    "Colkulus"

  • Purple_potato 5
    Purple_potato 5 2 days ago

    At our school the teachers do memes on there slide shows 😂🤣

  • Adrian Spade
    Adrian Spade 2 days ago

    Hearing the trauma your bank account went through is making me all the more grateful for financial aid, community college, and half decent parents who invested in my college fund the moment they got ne

  • asdas hfsiisoszx
    asdas hfsiisoszx 2 days ago

    percy jackson yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Julianna Rimondi
    Julianna Rimondi 2 days ago

    low key this is making me excited for university lol i want to go to canada for university and this is making me less stressed bc you seem like you're having fun w it

  • Allie A
    Allie A 2 days ago

    Me, a senior in high school watching this: scared

  • Heifel Andrade
    Heifel Andrade 2 days ago

    Of all the thing I've noticed.. IT IS ALWAYS THE HAIR!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HAIR!!! LOL

  • aurel
    aurel 2 days ago

    2:42 well yeah if you're gonna specialize in nuclear physics

  • K10Kelly
    K10Kelly 2 days ago

    W-was the first 23 seconds of this video a GaYLE ReFEreNCe?

  • Justice Hudson
    Justice Hudson 2 days ago

    Socialism isn’t bad. Your professor shouldn’t be shoving that on your class with no pushback

    • Process
      Process 2 days ago

      Holy shit you're such a bore. Weird professor rants are fun and he's a math prof so no one's gonna take it seriously.
      Plus, like it should be, no one has a problem when a prof talks wonders about socialism and trashes capitalism. Just let it to go both ways.

  • jeon jungkookie
    jeon jungkookie 2 days ago

    Nah it's all about afternoon classes lmao

  • Wee Woo
    Wee Woo 2 days ago

    broooooo percy jackson fam
    what up

  • ShYnAuTicA saea
    ShYnAuTicA saea 2 days ago

    i like how she taped the teensy mic on the bottle

  • Furret Lps
    Furret Lps 2 days ago

    !IH

  • Lipstick 'n' Linguine

    It still blows my mind that you start a new school year towards the end of the year! LIke what the what! :)

  • Dulcie Park
    Dulcie Park 2 days ago

    Percy jackson♡♡♡

  • Hey I'm Dead inside
    Hey I'm Dead inside 2 days ago

    No but high key Joana is looking goooood👀

  • foca foxxi
    foca foxxi 2 days ago

    8:39 me when my favorite songs on/when I bored

  • sara hassan
    sara hassan 2 days ago

    you would've looked better in the beginning with your sunnys on

  • cloudanimal
    cloudanimal 2 days ago

    I’m starting college soon as a commuter and this gives me bravery

  • Jennifer Murdock
    Jennifer Murdock 2 days ago +3

    God-schnaapp Joana!! What camera do you have?? That zoom in to the pigeons was impressive!!

  • Bálint Anna
    Bálint Anna 2 days ago +1

    I love it how she did this whole thing after her first day with all the wigs and costumes

  • Tyarah Stewart-Alleyne

    Herpes...

  • Samantha Murray
    Samantha Murray 2 days ago

    The voice change during the cooking channel really got to me. The entire thing was a masterpiece.