It is the first day of university

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  • Published on Sep 10, 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
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    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
    With love,
    Jenny Cravitz
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  • Elly Kellogg
    Elly Kellogg Day ago

    god i love u

  • Riley Montana
    Riley Montana 3 days ago

    The wigs 😭

  • Riley Montana
    Riley Montana 3 days ago

    Lmao this had my dying

  • Krosant UWU
    Krosant UWU 3 days ago

    Someone has to sponsor Joana!

  • jamms
    jamms 4 days ago

    dont mess up *now*

  • Amber Perkins
    Amber Perkins 5 days ago

    I'm a freshman I'm so done with high school like why do I need english and your not alone I left my sanity in 5 grade and moved soooooooo probably never getting that back

  • Mrs. Lee Felix
    Mrs. Lee Felix 5 days ago

    but what if she is planning on exploding the earth in a few days...

  • hey at least I tried

    I too, have an ungodly amount of muji pens

  • Vernita Samuel
    Vernita Samuel 6 days ago

    all her classes mostly seem easy

  • Cyber_Blue
    Cyber_Blue 6 days ago

    Can you do like a video all about your dishes that you make?

  • lotte in weimar
    lotte in weimar 7 days ago

    "I'm officially a victim of capitalism..cheers"
    That sent me 😂😂😂😂

  • Cash’s Vlogs
    Cash’s Vlogs 8 days ago

    September 4 is my birthday, but she said it was the worst day of the year......




    How dare you Joana

  • Weird Creep
    Weird Creep 11 days ago +2

    It’s 2020 I hope she’s using that book!

  • Sienna Magic
    Sienna Magic 12 days ago

    I am awful at all of those accept for algebra. That might be the only thing I’ll get a hundred on in math this year lol

  • mj A
    mj A 12 days ago

    My dude I also love Chris Fleming

  • kawaii kirah
    kawaii kirah 12 days ago

    Why does she look like Charlie d'amelio for a second in the thumbnail? Maybe it's just me...

  • cornellcornell1
    cornellcornell1 13 days ago

    Why is there always food in her mouth?

  • Esme Rosales
    Esme Rosales 14 days ago

    i recognize that food court 😭

  • Samantha Herrador
    Samantha Herrador 14 days ago

    Yes

  • rhianna
    rhianna 15 days ago

    I'm watching this because tomorrow is my first day of university and i am terrified

  • wetweineydog
    wetweineydog 15 days ago

    take me to harry styles

  • retno sri danisworo
    retno sri danisworo 15 days ago

    I really wish I had a mindset like hers

  • GachaMeme
    GachaMeme 15 days ago

    I found your sanity when I went into my teacher's class she was wondering what it was so I stole it want it back?

  • azrielic_
    azrielic_ 16 days ago

    I hear that you have met the 4 devils of the school and never return from THE INCREASING FLAMES OF HELL KNOWN AS EDUCATION WE NEVER NEEDED AT THE ENNNNDDDD *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

  • K Lum
    K Lum 16 days ago

    0:15 Olaf

  • Madisyn Smith
    Madisyn Smith 17 days ago

    AHAHAHAHA the sticky note said "i love math" lmao I love this women

  • Penelope Carnival
    Penelope Carnival 17 days ago

    6:00 I Wanted to say something interesting but I have no words LOL

  • Chloe Vega
    Chloe Vega 17 days ago +1

    I so glad I’m not the only one who thinks back to school shopping is the only the most wonderful activity ever to take part in on our slowly dying planet earth

  • Maxine Lyncey
    Maxine Lyncey 17 days ago

    ey i read percy jackson too

  • Sahara
    Sahara 20 days ago

    Ok but why is the beginning an accurate representation of what goes on in my head all the time? 😂

  • coffee beans
    coffee beans 20 days ago

    we have added features such as: adult

  • Zzzannie
    Zzzannie 20 days ago

    OHMYGOSH GEORGE MICHEAL AMAZING YASSSS

  • rubz.x
    rubz.x 20 days ago

    AA no longer stands for alcohol anonymous......... it now stands for .......... AVOCADOS AND ARITIZA

  • Keisha Muzadi
    Keisha Muzadi 21 day ago

    NOOOO JOANA WHYYY WE COULD OF BEEN BEST FRIENDS I LEFT THE UNIVERSITY YOU'RE GOING TO LAST YEAR FML

  • María Ibarzábal
    María Ibarzábal 21 day ago

    My birthday is on September 4th :(

  • lauren elizabeth
    lauren elizabeth 22 days ago

    okay but i think joana is my idol

  • Lina Zhou
    Lina Zhou 22 days ago

    checkmate frozen 2, she made the Samantha reference first

  • ACC
    ACC 22 days ago

    So u love u so much❤️you make me laugh every time

  • dolceama sweet
    dolceama sweet 23 days ago

    No hate or anything but like....Why do you lowkey look like a gothic Tiffany from Bride of Chucky cosplay,cuz it's gorgeous 🌹😈👰🏼

  • dolceama sweet
    dolceama sweet 23 days ago

    🌃🔪

  • Leilani Child
    Leilani Child 23 days ago

    physics is useless- tbh

  • natasha parvin
    natasha parvin 23 days ago +1

    0:14 little did joana know she predicted frozen 2

  • Helen Batista
    Helen Batista 24 days ago

    I’m in middle school and my backpack is bigger than hers😂😂

  • Jstarj production
    Jstarj production 24 days ago

    You're my favorite youtuber!!!!!!

  • Senpai•Kawaii04
    Senpai•Kawaii04 24 days ago

    It’s my birthday :(

  • Matt Steer
    Matt Steer 25 days ago

    I take: Math Advanced, Science, English Advanced, HSIE (history & geo), PDHPE (Health), Philosophy, International studies and Commerce (hopefully can change to VA)

  • Matt Steer
    Matt Steer 25 days ago

    just started year 9 were we had to choose 3 additional subjects from a variety of courses... I ended up having:
    • Philosophy (great cause there’s literately 5 people talking about ethics)
    • Int. Studies (the teacher is like *really* handsome and serious eye candy but also very good)
    • Commerce (LIVING HELL)
    I have the to change electives but I need to see what is compatible and available (practically nothing)

  • Alison's Studies
    Alison's Studies 26 days ago

    Why I kinda see myself in you that's scary thank you

  • Sleeping Repurr
    Sleeping Repurr 26 days ago +1

    ngl i was that kid who had a 64 pack of crayons

  • no no
    no no 26 days ago

    OMG THERE WAS AN AD FOR TAKIS WITH JOHN CENA!

  • Brenda Christie
    Brenda Christie 26 days ago

    i got Kelsey Kreppel vibes from her and thats good

  • Maybelline August
    Maybelline August 27 days ago +1

    At least you can use the agenda now John Cena !!

  • Griffin Davis
    Griffin Davis 28 days ago +3

    Nobody:
    My brain before a test: 0:02

  • Aurianna Houseman
    Aurianna Houseman 29 days ago

    I love this girl. She's too cute

  • 『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ

    She’s transitioning into an adult...
    Jaiden animations warned us...

  • Gacha Milly
    Gacha Milly Month ago

    I love the food part!

  • bela the human
    bela the human Month ago

    Joana looks like Billie Ellish or it's just my eyes

  • Reese Hayden
    Reese Hayden Month ago +1

    “ I was so cool that nobody wanted to be my friend” me too my dude me too

  • • C o f f e J e s s •

    Im a lot younger than you and weight more than you