Further Microwave Burger Investigations | Ashens

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    Time to round up the final Snacksters fast food restaurant inspired snack thingies. We've got the not-Burger-King not-Bacon-Double-Cheeseburger, the Royal Stack! And the not-KFC not-Zinger-Tower-Burger, the Spicy Stack! They are certainly things that exist, and you can heat them up in your house! Then we finish on a sausage muffin thing because I had one in the freezer I got from Tesco ages ago.

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  • Demandments
    Demandments 11 hours ago

    Can taste any worse than a microwaved Mcdouble

  • PaymoneyChubby
    PaymoneyChubby 19 hours ago

    Iโ€™m high as a mf watching this shit, tremendous

  • pino arias
    pino arias 23 hours ago

    I wonder is Ashens' taste buds are working alright, 80% of the shit he eats is "flavorless".
    Maybe that 100 yr egg ruined him.

  • Katsune F
    Katsune F Day ago

    Yo, thank you youtube recommendations :D
    I love watching these kinds of food reviews.

  • Virgil Watkins
    Virgil Watkins Day ago

    had anyone had the heart to tell him he's basically just eating what americans are fed from fast food joints every day? because that is a lovely bacon cheese from burger king that i have never seen so fluffy and light from the actual restauraunt

  • Kansas Man
    Kansas Man Day ago

    Not gonna lie, these "Snacksters" burgers don't look too bad. They actually look more appetizing than the American versions called "Big AZ", which are not too bad themselves, but I bet the "Snacksters" tastes much better in comparison.

  • โ‚‰โนโ‚‰ ๐“š๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ

    The first burger is the burger equivalent of cereal with water

  • Paul Harries
    Paul Harries 2 days ago

    Concentrated stodge. Mmmmm.

  • Lee Watts
    Lee Watts 2 days ago

    You stream on twitch.. What are you, 11!!!

  • Mhairi Gibbons
    Mhairi Gibbons 2 days ago

    Theres summit wrong with that sausage muffin thatโ€™s for sure!

  • TheCho
    TheCho 3 days ago

    The spicy burger lets it down, too spicy, weird texture and a bit gooey. Would be a winner with a bit more R&D.

  • musikchik2010
    musikchik2010 4 days ago

    I really like your plates!!!

  • davebeastly
    davebeastly 4 days ago +1

    I just had a Sausage McMuffin while watching this.

  • Jason Arthurs
    Jason Arthurs 4 days ago

    These work much better cooked in an air fryer, I suspect the Big Stack would actually work quite well...

  • yaohunter
    yaohunter 4 days ago

    Ashens streaming on twitch. Feels so right yet so wrong.
    I will definitely be seeing you there though

  • Pitti Barlin
    Pitti Barlin 4 days ago

    It's crazy how many memes Ashens has been responsible for - and now he's a meme himself. I never thought he'd become the middle aged bald man/goatee trope yet here we are. He's one of a billion bald men over 40 with a goatee. Do they not look around and see how many of them there are?
    He's become a game NPC basically, just another bald goatee dude in a river of bald goatee dudes. He's becomes Menski/Steve Austin/Phil Mitchell/add your own bald goatee man here.

  • toast4242
    toast4242 4 days ago

    I'm sorry but microwave truly is the best way to cook bacon. If Jacques Pepin himself cooks his bacon in the microwave , who are we to criticize him

  • HannahBell
    HannahBell 4 days ago

    The fact the muffin had a warning about it perhaps containing bones despite their best efforts tells me all I need to know about the quality!

  • Daisy rushton
    Daisy rushton 5 days ago

    Sadly my wifi has Parental Controls and thus I will be unable to attend your twitch streams until either I enact a revolution or I move out

  • Charlotte โ€˜
    Charlotte โ€˜ 5 days ago

    The second burger looked absolutely rank . donโ€™t think even my pet bed bugs would like it

  • Victoria
    Victoria 5 days ago

    Is this video from 2009 or 2021? Only the video resolution can tell.
    I love this channel, lol.

  • SyrupBuccaneer
    SyrupBuccaneer 5 days ago

    I know it's the camera vibrating but I'm going to assume it's the burger that's come alive in the microwave.

  • Dimitrov's Vocals
    Dimitrov's Vocals 5 days ago

    this guy complains way too much , what does he expect for 1.5p

  • wesr
    wesr 5 days ago

    The breakfast muffin wasn't a surprise even the more expensive ones like Jimmy Dean's is really hit or miss, usually when you microwave them to the directions the egg is cold and the muffin has turned into rock.

  • get along pass the bong

    so is ashens like on his knees in front of the couch?

  • Scobragon
    Scobragon 5 days ago

    Royal Stack, is it because of the metric system?

  • L
    L 6 days ago

    Cmon, microwaved burgers are everyone's guilty pleasure

  • Nathaniel rodriguez
    Nathaniel rodriguez 6 days ago

    I love this guy you the man ashes I love the movies

  • Demose Aries
    Demose Aries 6 days ago

    The full wording on the heat me eat me product is, Heat me, Eat me, violently expel me... cuz if you eat more than one, your small and large intestine is most definetly going to reject it, aided by all the pork grease in the breakfast sandwiches.

  • Demose Aries
    Demose Aries 6 days ago

    On the chicken sandwich, if you had pulled the patty apart, you would have found it was made from fluffed chicken particles, kind of like soggy particle board, soaked in extra mild chicken stock.. it is made from all the leftovers that were not even good enough for the dollar store brand rib meat chicken nuggets.

  • Geezy
    Geezy 6 days ago

    That couch has been there for me since I was in middle school.

  • Burris Streaming
    Burris Streaming 6 days ago

    most of those things have 0 meat in them and the use textured vegetable protein instead.

  • Andrew S
    Andrew S 6 days ago

    Don't mind me, just remembering that animals died so that we could have inedible microwaved burgers ๐Ÿ™ƒ
    I'm not vegan, just having an existential crisis over here....

  • XZ III
    XZ III 6 days ago

    no one's going to care but... are you just better off just going to the restaurant they're knocking off?

  • flotowncomputerguy
    flotowncomputerguy 6 days ago

    In America we also have a frozen McRib clone at Walmart. It looks as terrible as you imagine. Though our microwaves laugh at 800 watts.

  • deejayy2k
    deejayy2k 6 days ago

    We thank you for your snackrifice.

  • Joanna Hainsen
    Joanna Hainsen 6 days ago

    "soo salty its terrefying" ashens 2021

  • John
    John 6 days ago

    Americacore fanatics keeping these in business

  • Ed
    Ed 6 days ago

    Eat the snacksters ham and cheese panini

  • Shinra Power
    Shinra Power 6 days ago

    To think, a pig and cow had to die for that monstrous thing... Pretty disrespectful to those animals!

  • eioshen boboi
    eioshen boboi 6 days ago

    All fast food burgers look nothing like their advertising.

  • MakerMaddox
    MakerMaddox 7 days ago

    I'm from the microwavable sandwich bureau of investigations and we'd like to talk you about some of the "liberties" you took in the cooking of these sandwiches. Please contact us at your earliest convenience or a warrant for your arrest will be issued.


  • Steve Mahabir
    Steve Mahabir 7 days ago +1

    These burgers are actually not that different from fast food burgers, the difference is these frozen ones taste more bland because it lacks condiments, lack of mayo, ketchup, onions, pickles etc, all of which add flavor and salt.

    • eioshen boboi
      eioshen boboi 6 days ago

      Fun fact: All burgers in Burger King still go into the microwave after they have been assembled even after toasting the bread to melt the cheese

  • ButtonMasher
    ButtonMasher 7 days ago

    I have seen non-frozen versions of these as well, so I wonder if the Spicy Stack's hash brown would be better or somehow worse there.

  • GAngelious
    GAngelious 7 days ago

    With the others, you could argue that they looked at least somewhat like what was on the box, not a great burger but still. That last one was the only one that looked like someone described a burger over the phone, through a text-to-speech translation from the 90's, what fresh hell was that?

  • Stephen Lyon
    Stephen Lyon 7 days ago

    im glad ashens is back in his box. Staying in your lane means you goto heaven!

  • Function at the Junction

    I imagine Ashens wakes up in the morning and thinks "Darn, Im still alive. Oh well, time to get to work on that.".

  • White Gold
    White Gold 7 days ago

    Everyone :Ashens is the staple of FLash-player
    Me: ashens is FLash-player with all the sad onions included

  • Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen

    Hmmm salted chopped pork an*s burger... Yum! ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคฃ

  • ADH
    ADH 7 days ago

    Time to buy some new furniture bro

  • OneSickPuppy
    OneSickPuppy 7 days ago

    Hmmmm, Hmmmmmm

  • Chris Lemaster
    Chris Lemaster 7 days ago

    They didn't due the Wendy's Dave's Classic cheeseburger yet

  • SpicyBean Tofu
    SpicyBean Tofu 7 days ago

    I love microwave bacon.

  • ArtfulMaverick
    ArtfulMaverick 7 days ago

    You should try Rustlers if you haven't already :D

  • Benjamin Maggi
    Benjamin Maggi 7 days ago

    oh ashens... my dose of microwave food is complete now I need a shot of popstation

  • Francisco The Disco
    Francisco The Disco 7 days ago

    I like to imagine he records the sofa while his kneels on the floor

  • J Mc
    J Mc 7 days ago

    Fun fact: All burgers in Burger King still go into the microwave after they have been assembled even after toasting the bread to melt the cheese

  • Old Wyrrrm
    Old Wyrrrm 8 days ago

    There are plenty of ungodly food-like items in U.S. freezer sections, but I have never seen these. Are we missing out? Almost certainly not. Are we better due to their absence? Absolutely not. Would I eat these if the were here? No. No, I would not.

  • Sonny
    Sonny 8 days ago

    Toast/grill the buns and George foreman the rest and these can be edible.

    • Shaun Smith
      Shaun Smith 4 days ago

      'George Foreman the rest'? Wasn't GF a boxer? So basically punch the filling senseless?

  • EAPvideoz
    EAPvideoz 8 days ago

    My favourite type of ASMR is this

  • Euro Crusader
    Euro Crusader 8 days ago

    You know we have reached the pinnacle of evolution when we have people reviewing very cheap fast food on a couch!

  • Metroboomkin
    Metroboomkin 8 days ago

    are they not called whoppers over there?

  • juice box
    juice box 8 days ago

    Ive watched him for 12 years, nothing has changed lol. Anybody remember tweeterman?

  • Milo Cook
    Milo Cook 8 days ago

    I had one I barfed

  • Me3cenarie
    Me3cenarie 8 days ago

    Wow man, you're still doing these? :D Haven't watched this for years. How are you still alive?

  • skins4thewin
    skins4thewin 8 days ago

    Dude... Who adds Ketchup to a breakfast sandwich, or any sauce for that matter? Is that a U.K. thing? Cus we most certainly don't do that here & would never even think to do so. At most, we MIGHT consider putting some Mayo on there, that's about it tho.

  • skins4thewin
    skins4thewin 8 days ago

    Well I dunno how McDonalds & Burger King are in the U.K., but they certainly are flavorful here, & are SUPPOSEDLY made of 100% real beef. Who knows tho. They are quite tasty tho & the Burger King here actually does taste like real char broiled meat.

  • skins4thewin
    skins4thewin 8 days ago

    The Microwave literally ruins the flavor of just about anything it comes into contact with. I refuse to use a Microwave unless absolutely necessary.

  • Juggalee 1979
    Juggalee 1979 8 days ago

    The longer it sits after being microwaved, the shittier it gets.

  • Chodemeister9000
    Chodemeister9000 8 days ago

    Kinda embarrassed to admit how much I actually like microwave burgers