Michael McIntyre
Michael McIntyre
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  • Fly Past
    Fly Past 26 minutes ago

    The “Bird” screaming is a fox having fun in the bushes.

  • Anas Miah
    Anas Miah 3 hours ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Anas Miah
    Anas Miah 3 hours ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • eidndk susbdueskdndi

    why does mm have that phone

  • Franca Perotti
    Franca Perotti 6 hours ago

    I'm on the outskirts of London

  • Beautiful_People
    Beautiful_People 11 hours ago

    "you mother-------"

  • josh d
    josh d 11 hours ago

    7:22 ginos Sheffield coming out again 😂

  • Peter Wickendon
    Peter Wickendon 11 hours ago

    Phone hacking

  • Phil Taylor
    Phil Taylor 14 hours ago

    I love listening to none Yorkies trying to drop the "the". To a Yorky, it just sounds like they're adding "to" to the sentence. Eg. "To the lion, to the witch and to the wardrobe" or "to the good, to the bad and to the ugly" 😂

  • Pauline Follett
    Pauline Follett 16 hours ago

    Fantastic comedian and observation.

  • Yui Ga-Noon
    Yui Ga-Noon 17 hours ago

    My Best Friend is like half blind but she got the wrong glasses bc she memorized all the letters and just said it like a poem in school

  • 6 v 6
    6 v 6 17 hours ago

    Wait until his kids grow up and see this 😂

  • Ferenc Fajkusz
    Ferenc Fajkusz 18 hours ago

    It hurts sooo baaad....

  • Dafoodmaster
    Dafoodmaster 18 hours ago

    ive never had a bee or wasp attack me while staying still and i wont have it happen either. stay way

  • kimsteel366
    kimsteel366 18 hours ago

    3:59 -- *Choking on my spit*... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Joe Swanson
    Joe Swanson 20 hours ago

    Funny it's the opposite for me who grew up in the countryside and went to London for a week and it was the first time I had actually seen or heard foxes. Weird.

  • Sophie Rahis
    Sophie Rahis 21 hour ago

    I don't know what this is put it in the draw I forgot that was there

  • omgisthatvik
    omgisthatvik 22 hours ago

    Me: It’s Vik with a K Starbucks person: Kic

  • Sara Louise
    Sara Louise Day ago

    Im sarah but its spelt Sara, i get asked all the time if I’m a Sarah or Sara (Don’t bother me now) I’m both at work, I’m so used to it,

  • Xaraxania, Wight Gold

    I'm a snorter, i cant help it, it just jumps out with no notice oink!

  • watvid1
    watvid1 Day ago

    How did you find the place?

  • Afropunkx
    Afropunkx Day ago

    I’m getting absolutely Micheal McIntyred this weekend.

  • Kasia
    Kasia Day ago

    Ah right, do travel to Dubai and financially support an autocratic regime that's breaking all possible human rights, murdering gay people, torturing atheists, abusing women, and trowing random visitors into jail with rapist guards if one happened to get the attention of a sheikh's son but rejected him. Going there and spending your money there is like going on holidays to IIIrd Reich: sunbathing across the street from where people are murdered, tortured and forced to slave labour so the thoughtless western tourists could have their 5-star hotels and resorts for a lower price.

  • Lucy-Orla Charlie Mcelhone

    My dad wears them on his forhead 😂

  • Ashe
    Ashe Day ago

    this comment section really shows the difference between uk and usa comedy. USA seems fucking boring

  • Kasia
    Kasia Day ago

    If my partner put me in such position, he'd have too cook for himself or eat at fastfoods for the rest of his life.

  • pedroSilesia
    pedroSilesia Day ago

    yeah laughs aside but waitrose is great, much better quality than asda, tesco or germans

  • Christina Lamin

    I just love Chris Martin. .

  • Mad9977 Productions

    "Ayup by Lionel Ritchie" 😂

  • T P
    T P Day ago

    Bradley Walsh is the most fake person but blonde girl 18.50 makes up for it.

  • J NYC
    J NYC Day ago

    His misses the sounds of London; mosques calling their isis fighters, blood gurgling from stab victims or the whimpers of a muslim gang raped child - punctuated by police sirens or rap music.

  • J NYC
    J NYC Day ago

    Hes lucky the UK doesnt have hyenas...sounds like a party of drunk teens getting closer and closer

  • Ijan Yusof
    Ijan Yusof Day ago

    My chest hurt from so much laughing 😂😂😂

  • Aref Eshghi
    Aref Eshghi Day ago

    The best stand up comedian on the planet! 👌

  • S L
    S L Day ago

    I just love this guy. I Always laugh so hard at his videos even if I’ve seen them before.

  • Ferenc Fajkusz

    The charger is one thing, but when someone turns the hob off /oven while you're coking and you don't know about it because you've left it in a stable state that you knew would take about 2 hours of ticking time to get it perfect... after 2 hours you go back and it's still raw... it happened to me tooo many times that I feel comfortable to disclose...

  • Ciaran Dempsey

    What a twat. Shit comic.

  • Killian Paul
    Killian Paul Day ago

    “It’s too late for me”

  • Lady Dyke Vader
    Lady Dyke Vader 2 days ago

    "I lied about the pen" would be something that'd made my brain error if I was on the other side of the phone

  • kimsteel366
    kimsteel366 2 days ago

    In a Black home, the 5 spice would actually be right next to the salt and pepper... And seasoned salt??? That mug would have pride of place! 😂😂✊✊ It certainly is at my house...

  • Richard
    Richard 2 days ago

    Wait... Its November!? I thought it was the 99th September

  • Ferenc Fajkusz
    Ferenc Fajkusz 2 days ago

    As a non-native English speaker living in the UK for a while I can say, that the phonetic alphabet is the first thing that you will learn to use, if you are willing to learn the language at all or to integrate, because you'll have to spell soooo many things about yourself, or just because the pronunciation is not on point.;))

  • gferrol118
    gferrol118 2 days ago

    I wanna know if this is a true story or not

  • LillyJacquest
    LillyJacquest 2 days ago

    I swear it's a secret government site test lol

  • Millie
    Millie 2 days ago

    Geeeez he’s such a genius. I’m a Chinese, despite different cultures, I can relate almost everything in his jokes, it’s smth global, it’s human nature haha. He’s so observant!!!I can literally see me in all his jokes haha. Telling from the way I handle the rope system, I’m half British half American and from time to time give a Canadian type of sorry when Americans yeehah in my way😂😂😂

  • Xaraxania, Wight Gold

    my house has become one big man drawer, but no men live here eeek

  • J.L. Mc
    J.L. Mc 2 days ago

    That was actually a lovely advert before the vid lol!

  • conflectiz
    conflectiz 2 days ago

    Call his bluff!!!

  • Ed Stark
    Ed Stark 2 days ago

    What a great guy Gino is

  • kristina sophie
    kristina sophie 2 days ago

    I've spent my life trying to convince officials that my first name is actually my name and not a nickname. Also my middle name is spelt weirdly (Scandinavian spelling of a fairly-common English name) and my surname is extremely uncommon

    • Blatherskite
      Blatherskite 4 hours ago

      Be glad you aren't called Bent Aksel!

  • mlee6050
    mlee6050 2 days ago

    I have coffee or coke before I sleep since it has no affect to keep me awake

  • WoodyTables
    WoodyTables 2 days ago

    I'm the weirdo who actually does go to people's houses and touch their sofas that way... Might have something to do with the fact that I've never actually bought a sofa and I've been shopping for one in other people's houses for the past 10 years.... I'll commit someday

  • Wai Lee
    Wai Lee 2 days ago

    He should do this in America and see what happens? 😂

  • Sulaiman Khwaja
    Sulaiman Khwaja 2 days ago

    Does Michael not know about no nut November

  • Donna Young
    Donna Young 2 days ago

    “Hairy cock bag” 😂

  • Galina Siromashka
    Galina Siromashka 3 days ago

    What's the meaning of joke for John West in the end ? 🤔

  • Tam
    Tam 3 days ago

    The best send to all ever.

  • Biggest Dr Who Fan Ever

    OMG just love Gino even more now, seriously not sure I could do that without punching somebody in the face lol

  • Jasmine Slater
    Jasmine Slater 3 days ago

    Other penguins: "WHAT'S THE STORYYY" XDD

  • WildlifeObsessed
    WildlifeObsessed 3 days ago

    I’ve come to turn down your bed - well your not the first girl to do that .......

  • lxworld
    lxworld 3 days ago

    Actually in my experience the train guards on GWR trains can ask for tickets half way through the journey. Bar stewards the lot of them!

  • skymoreblue
    skymoreblue 3 days ago

    My birthday is on November 2nd and I hate nothing more than people who start talking about Christmas before my birthday

  • Christopher Durant
    Christopher Durant 3 days ago

    Class how his sister in real life is called Rudy , Just like smithy's on Gavin and Stacey

  • sawsan al-obaidi
    sawsan al-obaidi 3 days ago

    Now they want the seatbelt to be above the blanket 😡

  • Kaperiera Hill
    Kaperiera Hill 3 days ago

    Hahaha Aussie Aussie Aussie. Yup I'm an Australian born in NZ Haven't lost my accent even though I be been here 30 years

  • Candy Petals
    Candy Petals 3 days ago

    if someone said in June do you want to watch Chitty Chitty Bang Bang -- No!!

  • Wendy E J
    Wendy E J 3 days ago

    ahhhh crying :) :) a good laugh thank you all :)

  • Daphne Raven
    Daphne Raven 3 days ago

    And the moral of this story: "turnabout is fair play".

  • Lisa B
    Lisa B 3 days ago

    Brilliant!

  • Daphne Raven
    Daphne Raven 3 days ago

    lol! MM's big objection was that JC chose activities that nobody will even find believable!

  • helen arden
    helen arden 3 days ago

    I used to like you untill you started on bladder weekness. No it is NOT a choice. So please get your facts straight before unfairly being really awful to the poor people who suffer in this way.

  • Phil Day
    Phil Day 3 days ago

    MOUNTING a horse.

  • Leanne Blake
    Leanne Blake 3 days ago

    Daytime TV Ads are so Depressing . Honestly . In Australia Daytime Ads that are all about Funeral & Life Insurance .. Love M.M.

  • B. Christopher Jenkins

    yeehaw!!

  • Amy
    Amy 3 days ago

    "It's Roman day" bahahahahaha...this mom of 3 can't possibly relate anymore.. too funny lol

  • Lady Gray
    Lady Gray 4 days ago

    I don’t think any one here in Canada uses hazards as a thank you, or even use them when they’re needed lol a couple weeks ago I legitimately was able to use them, a bull had gotten loose from a farm and was standing in the road on my way to work, I put my hazards on so anyone coming up behind me knew it was actually a hazardous event happening, it was very exciting, I didn’t know if I should call the police or something tho but then a couple men came and literally shooed it away

  • Craig Fowler
    Craig Fowler 4 days ago

    Rugby players sketch was best. This man should be knighted simply for being funny. He would find a great joke about that too

  • Gillian Whelan
    Gillian Whelan 4 days ago

    I felt Christmassy yesterday morning . Just to let me yis all know.

  • youpee tralala
    youpee tralala 4 days ago

    The thights... 😂😂😂😂 thats totally 100% the way we do it... never laughed so much!!

    • Laura S.
      Laura S. Day ago

      . . . I dont do that 😅

  • Andi Sai
    Andi Sai 4 days ago

    Like that you make little things amusing. Just a personal remark, I'm a 23 yo new Engineering graduate, I have a goal to buy a small standalone house in the Dutch countryside and I'm gonna do it by myself. No ten years, no asking others.

  • Jill B
    Jill B 4 days ago

    His child couldn't get a word in edge ways because of his dad's banter!!

  • Philip Simpson
    Philip Simpson 4 days ago

    Boring, dull comedy, perfect for the BBC, and accountants......yawn

  • infinite3joy
    infinite3joy 4 days ago

    Michael, you should take your wife somewhere where the sun shines sometimes, then she wouldn’t do that mahogany thing.

  • Catherine Frost
    Catherine Frost 4 days ago

    Bloody brilliant! 😂

  • Seth Marshall
    Seth Marshall 4 days ago

    I’m not being pumdumdum

  • Seth Marshall
    Seth Marshall 4 days ago

    Ah Dentist

  • Seth Marshall
    Seth Marshall 4 days ago

    Your the best Michael I love you

  • AnonymouslyKind
    AnonymouslyKind 4 days ago

    Common jokes for common people.

  • The Dark Queen
    The Dark Queen 4 days ago

    U do these normal tings without thinking and then u watch Michael...... U just feel so embarrassed 😂

  • The Dark Queen
    The Dark Queen 4 days ago

    “Good idea, send the older one the nine year old” 😂😂

  • Royality
    Royality 4 days ago

    Yet for some odd reason they insist on calling football for soccer?!

  • mariam al said
    mariam al said 4 days ago

    its impressive that those are the things that are upsetting her after being together for so long

  • Charlotte Leates
    Charlotte Leates 4 days ago

    ‘Excuse me, I just got sick in my face. I swallowed my own sick, how about that tea?’ 😂😂

  • J. Ho
    J. Ho 4 days ago

    Yes, definitely very me! It's already November?? 🤣🤣

  • Judy Chu
    Judy Chu 4 days ago

    Gosh just love her don't we all xxxxxxxx

  • Amaya Strata
    Amaya Strata 4 days ago

    My husband does that with the milk. However, as I don’t drink milk, he can do what he wants with it. If it goes off, it’s on him. However, I retain that knowledge of gone off milk when he has a go at me for any gone off blueberries I have. Shuts him up straight away. Life’s little pleasures.

  • Kiweeb
    Kiweeb 4 days ago

    The first time I went to the optometrist, the dude had a heavy accent and I couldn't understand him. When I was doing the "Which one is more clearer?" I just kept on answering "Yes".

  • Lisa F
    Lisa F 4 days ago

    Hey, they’re sexy socks. Lol

  • Wendy E J
    Wendy E J 4 days ago

    with the exception of us in Qld Australia where we point and say 'look it's 5 o'clock and it's still light' :)

  • Splaticus Blah
    Splaticus Blah 4 days ago

    If you said bin in America you would get a confused look followed by, do you mean where have i "bin"?