Michael McIntyre
Michael McIntyre
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  • J C
    J C 3 hours ago

    Am I the only one who started yawning at his yawning sketch? 🤔😂

  • Rachel Ring
    Rachel Ring 3 hours ago

    😁😂

  • Lee
    Lee 4 hours ago

    I have never laughed this hard omg I almost threw up from laughing so much

  • Dianne M
    Dianne M 5 hours ago

    I'm falling down 😄😅😂😂

  • Mrs Baggins
    Mrs Baggins 7 hours ago

    When I do the pushing butt movement it means something else 😂😂😂😂

  • Markus Andrew
    Markus Andrew 7 hours ago

    Don't parents realize how much they will inconvenience their kids with weird name spellings? I once knew a woman named "Jone". Yes, that's how it was spelt. So every time she had to give her name to someone, she had to spell it out for them. Every. Single. Time.

  • bodoti qwiu
    bodoti qwiu 7 hours ago

    I was completely and utterly Johannesburged!!! 🍺

  • Daphne S
    Daphne S 11 hours ago

    Truly one of his funniest routines. Brilliant! After all the times I’ve watched it, I still cry laughing.

  • reelkena
    reelkena 11 hours ago

    holy fuck that was good.

  • Howard McCarthy
    Howard McCarthy 15 hours ago

    He must be just completely worn out after every show, he never stops moving. His movement and gestures are what makes half the jokes.

  • Evolving At Light Speed

    LOVE this man!!!😘❤️😘

  • Channel Zero
    Channel Zero 16 hours ago

    Once when I was on a bus, a kid (around 4 or 5 years old, or so) started singing "The Wheels On The Bus" except his words were "The children on the bus go iwannapushthebutton, iwannapushthebutton, iwannapushthebutton" which I thought was both hilarious and brilliant.

  • president camacho
    president camacho 16 hours ago

    this guy looks like a televangelist

  • Lee Readman
    Lee Readman 16 hours ago

    love this guy always makes me laugh

  • Felicity Joy
    Felicity Joy 17 hours ago

    I shop at waitrose 😂 and yes they do have deals all the time.

  • oge Nno
    oge Nno 19 hours ago

    He's just so funny he can literally joke about anything!

    • bodoti qwiu
      bodoti qwiu 7 hours ago

      Have you ever thought about coming to Canada Michael?

  • Amurry 24537
    Amurry 24537 20 hours ago

    Had to be Dan...

  • Katie Corden
    Katie Corden 20 hours ago

    All the words he said for Yorkshire are also used in Stoke

  • Lizzy W
    Lizzy W 21 hour ago

    I am totally and utterly glad I stumbled upon this human being. Best comedy ever!!!

  • Time Bandit
    Time Bandit 22 hours ago

    OMG THIS MAN IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!

  • Grace Tordoff
    Grace Tordoff 22 hours ago

    I have a joke Someone got in prison and u said they should go to prison for 15 years and the police said they need a longer sentence so unsay I dont know how to put 15 years in a longer setence Get it u right a sentence and u can make it longer But I love u

  • j1gz
    j1gz 22 hours ago

    One comedian that grates, whether it is cuntish voice or the shit sterile PC jokes....

  • Daniel Johnson

    Anyone else start yawning when he started talking bout yawning 😂😂😂

  • sexypoetry
    sexypoetry Day ago

    sub-scri-bed!

  • Mateja Maya Rotar

    This is THE BEST COMEDY EVER! Every time I watch this I cry my eyes out and get a bellyache! The best cure for a bad day :D. :D :D

  • Neil Uni
    Neil Uni Day ago

    I knew i recognised you!!! All I could say was ohhhh a celebrity!! LOL

  • Dianne M
    Dianne M Day ago

    Either I wait for him to come to Australia or I fly to London just to see his show....😎

  • Dianne M
    Dianne M Day ago

    There r no words!! 😂😂😂😂👌

  • Natatattatification

    I think I've got PTSD just from listening to this story 😱

  • LadyVenom Way
    LadyVenom Way Day ago

    This shit is bloody hilarious

  • Ben Stephen
    Ben Stephen Day ago

    If he answered 'no' to 'do you not NOT want to go to bed?' that would mean he didn't want to go to bed

  • revol148
    revol148 Day ago

    ......and yet people find him soooo funny.Not me though.I loathe him.

  • Kpop is my life - Yaoi is my obsession

    "Mark? Fuckin' hell!" "Richard? Is that you?"

  • Joanne Symonds

    Hahaha”Save me god from these shit sheets”... 😂😂😂😂

  • Tyler McCune
    Tyler McCune Day ago

    “Should’ve seen me last night...FUCKING PAJAMAED” I cry laughed so hard

  • MarkoRollo
    MarkoRollo Day ago

    Rat arsed is one I use a lot, I'm far from posh, you don't really get posh in Oldham lol. And I was on the phone once and the caller asked if I had a pen, I instantly remembered that joke and it took everything I had not to burst out laughing.

  • Lucy Smith
    Lucy Smith Day ago

    ok im Aussie and ive got to say that he can do an Australian accent better that an Australian XD

  • Hugga Fox
    Hugga Fox Day ago

    Loved it! Lost my crap! More more please!

  • Markus Andrew
    Markus Andrew Day ago

    I only discovered this guy yesterday on YT and I can't get enough of him. I haven't laughed this much at a stand-up comic in ages 😂

  • Stephen M Lennon

    Fat prick

  • Derek X
    Derek X Day ago

    Kills me every time I watch this.😂

  • Zak Burrell
    Zak Burrell Day ago

    This one is shit dude. First time IV ever felt like telling you to shutup

  • Shanan Alexander

    Ugh I hate auto correct. Kinds

  • Shanan Alexander

    Kinda not kinda

  • Shanan Alexander

    My mom did her DNA. I am everything but Italian on her side. Me and my dad...our favorite dish is spaghetti. He knows he is Greek and Cherokee. He is very proud of his Cherokee heritage. I say we have some Italian on his side too. I am mostly Scottish and Irish, but I am very proud to be Everything. French, British, German, Swedish, Romanian, 3 kinda of Jewish. Shh don’t tell Trump. I will get sent out of the country.

  • Rose Bell
    Rose Bell Day ago

    I love this guy. Watched almost all his videos, they take my mind off the stress I had for the day

  • Lora Wiese
    Lora Wiese Day ago

    I have even met a Linda and a Lynda. In communications you can never take the spelling as absolute. I would have to ask people if it is the classic spelling of Linda or John, or whatever name you come across. Most were respectful about spelling it and some were just pains in the beeehind.

  • Kathryn Alcock

    😂🤣😂

  • Time Bandit
    Time Bandit Day ago

    Dude is hilarious!

  • Sara Al Hashimi

    I am SO number 3!!!

  • Chirpy Mike
    Chirpy Mike Day ago

    Volume control...nope. silent then blaring

  • Indro Cringe
    Indro Cringe Day ago

    "T't" is a shortening of "to the", as in "I'm goin t't shop, you want owt?" and "'nt" is "and", so it's more of "I'm going in t't wardrobe to see the lion 'nt witch". Idk, I know his impressions are maybe 20% accurate at best but it bugged me that he was saying "to the lion, to the witch and to the wardrobe"

  • Yael Liviem
    Yael Liviem Day ago

    I literally yawned while he was talking about yawning 😁😴

  • Banzai Banzai
    Banzai Banzai Day ago

    Wow, thank you all...Kylie

  • EstellaR
    EstellaR Day ago

    The first one was literally me and I was dying😂

  • Ada Bell
    Ada Bell Day ago

    Lololololol

  • Cain
    Cain Day ago

    Who else couldn't stop yawning

  • Leopard Bra Brado

    I've wondered all my life why skipping seems like such an efficient way to get around (even though I would never do it in public now). 8^)

  • keri caye
    keri caye Day ago

    he's the funniest man alive

  • keri caye
    keri caye Day ago

    hahahaahah I laugh so hard I can't watch this....

  • JLM01
    JLM01 Day ago

    Have you ever thought about coming to Canada Michael?

  • Quarter Horse
    Quarter Horse Day ago

    I would love to watch his videos but the FAKE annoying laugher ruins it.

  • x yeonwoo x
    x yeonwoo x Day ago

    I must have seen this video like 5 times by now.

  • Mêlée Placid

    I have plenty of “man drawers” as a woman! 🤦‍♀️🙄😲😂 My partner pretty much has a “man house”...it’s the very expanded version of the man drawer 😬

  • Melissa Jackson

    I love how his name is lit up with the colours of the bisexual flag

  • Secave
    Secave Day ago

    The train part, was on point ! So freaking true. Laughed so hard.

  • Ruta Songailaite

    Soooo spot on!

  • Joel
    Joel Day ago

    Who has a more smug face, this guy or Seth MacFarlane?

  • Luke Morris
    Luke Morris Day ago

    Hi

  • Karen Curtis
    Karen Curtis Day ago

    Shared this with my wifey, she was laughing so hard then said he's been watching you 😳😳. Yes both girls but come on surly I don't do this xxxxxx Take care everyone 😉

  • Josephine Winter

    well, most people sleep in separate rooms because the wife gets sick of never sleeping while the husband snores. Many women spend decades like that, feeling it would be too rude to ask sleep from marriage

    • Jon Smith
      Jon Smith 12 hours ago

      Keep taking your meds Jo.

  • carrieessie
    carrieessie Day ago

    *IDIOT*

  • The Troll
    The Troll Day ago

    Wanna buy a cheap Rolex Mike? Robbed some mug the other day.

  • sefp
    sefp Day ago

    Do you want wankey ?

  • Anxiety Man
    Anxiety Man Day ago

    The morning things 😂 we all know what u mean

  • Shanan Alexander

    I’ve put this on another video that I have watched. My daughter lives in England. She said you were her favorite comedian. She has tried multiple times to get tickets. She said this....”He is my favorite comedian. Every time I try to get tickets he is sold out. “. You are so loved. She even used an emoji. She doesn’t use emojis. This is the one she used 😭

  • Sefora Mbongo
    Sefora Mbongo Day ago

    The one shoe is due to policy 🤦😂

  • Ask to seduce Miss

    I've wondered all my life why skipping seems like such an efficient way to get around (even though I would never do it in public now). 8^)

  • Philip Nothnagel
    Philip Nothnagel 2 days ago

    Somebody PLEASE write a movie script for this guy.

  • The Kremlin Gremlin

    God he is unbearably fucking awful

  • Wani Ismail
    Wani Ismail 2 days ago

    can't believe I cried laughing watching this, lmao XD

  • Jonathan van dorsten

    I feel that u

  • MrTruth111
    MrTruth111 2 days ago

    'I don't remember' 'FUCK YOU' hahahaha

  • Rehima Housam
    Rehima Housam 2 days ago

    When eyes closed down is open

  • Gwydda
    Gwydda 2 days ago

    Fart jokes. Seriously?

  • Little Susie
    Little Susie 2 days ago

    I want more Send To All segment

  • Marcus Rakyat
    Marcus Rakyat 2 days ago

    We always love Michael and his joke. So effortless.

  • Maria Carter
    Maria Carter 2 days ago

    Rotten sod, is your wife still speaking to you 😆😉😂😂😂

  • dude dude
    dude dude 2 days ago

    absolute legend ....the best comedy comes from real life ...this guy is the real deal ...i can assure you this bit is true as my wife sat there laughing and nodding to me how does he know ....genius

  • dude dude
    dude dude 2 days ago

    send to all ...michael mac .....legend ....so im on utube looking at random vids i come across jimmy fallon with what else celebrities ....iphone place it in a holder we can see whats on it and they proceed to expose stuff on it etc ...this creep totally stole that bit from michael sad ...they changed it just enough to say its not a copy but watch a couple of them and its so blatant they stole this ....you seem like a real down to earth guy but michael you gotta expose this fraud ....i dont care if its jimmy fallon knock his block off ...stealing a bit is just sad and wrong !!!!!!! just know across the pond here we love your comedy big fans here please keep making us laugh !!!!

  • B B
    B B 2 days ago

    Oh God🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣got a stitch😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Lora Wiese
    Lora Wiese 2 days ago

    Laughed so hard when he did the panty hose...so very on point.

  • geza96
    geza96 2 days ago

    Not that funny.

  • Paul C
    Paul C 2 days ago

    Welcome to the human condition.

    • Paul C
      Paul C 2 days ago

      @WakinTheDeadFan nah, it is life. A veritable rollercoaster, ups and downs, sometimes resulting in a crash. Don't know the divorce rates in your country, you could find out the chance of survival.

    • WakinTheDeadFan
      WakinTheDeadFan 2 days ago

      It started off funny and ended up... depressing.

  • Deva Dasi
    Deva Dasi 2 days ago

    ...e niente, mi fa impazzire...

  • LL Love Pop
    LL Love Pop 2 days ago

    I really really shouldn’t bother eating or drinking whilst viewing your videos! Good gawd LMAO

  • Penelope Hunt
    Penelope Hunt 2 days ago

    They are a clever , calculating dishonest bunch. Throw their lot in with the English as it suited them, unlike the Irish

  • kate carew
    kate carew 2 days ago

    Yes, indeed I do love Michael McIntyre 🙏🏻

    • kate carew
      kate carew Day ago

      Ask to seduce Miss to each their own 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • Ask to seduce Miss
      Ask to seduce Miss Day ago

      Not so funny ! And he goes on and on about the pen ...(?)

  • Shanan Alexander
    Shanan Alexander 2 days ago

    I live in Texas but my daughter lives in England. I have told her to go see you Michael McIntyre. I would All the time if I could. You are so funny. My daughter lives in Lakenheath. Her husband is a fire fighter. First Response in the Air Force. I told them to go see you. My son goes to London all the time with his job. I told him to go see you too. I can’t but I am trying to get them to because you are so funny I think they...know that they would enjoy the show.

  • Shanan Alexander
    Shanan Alexander 2 days ago

    I so needed this Mr. McIntyre. I just have had a bad day and you make it better