Blue Van Man
Blue Van Man
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Boxing Reflex Ball
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Dragon Soop and a Bra
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Boots Styptic Pencil
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Absolut Vodka
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  • North Face Ninja
    North Face Ninja 2 hours ago

    โ€˜Watch a man self inflict type 2 diabetesโ€™

  • Neville Bartos
    Neville Bartos 2 hours ago

    Bvm vs John fury

  • Neville Bartos
    Neville Bartos 2 hours ago

    Tesco are doing a new windscreen ice scraper It's called Robbie Willian's Christmas album

  • Neville Bartos
    Neville Bartos 2 hours ago

    I'm suprised your windscreen ent smashed living in Loughborough

  • aqua drats
    aqua drats 3 hours ago

    This is what u call real youtube content

  • trigga
    trigga 4 hours ago

    think ya supposed to dodge it when its coming for your face matey

  • Billy Williams
    Billy Williams 4 hours ago

    ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ Good man, made me laugh that ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Marcus Tomlins
    Marcus Tomlins 4 hours ago

    Me nikeh, luvleh mineh, every penneh... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Deanna Marie
    Deanna Marie 6 hours ago

    Lol... they will be contacting you later to let you know that you will be going to debtors prison.... you can avoid all of that if you share your info with them...that may only be funny in the US... โ˜ฎ

  • riccikinny2k10
    riccikinny2k10 6 hours ago

    Use a Sandwich bag with hot water in it ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Š

  • n0cturnal
    n0cturnal 6 hours ago

    please let unky steve have a go at this think he'd love it

  • yaya kelley
    yaya kelley 6 hours ago

    I adore Unkie Steve! I can't wait for the podcast to premier. I think Steve looks like Hugh Hefner. My mother (God rest her soul) had one of those bird clocks. She wasn't visual impaired but she was a member of the Audubon Society for as long back as I can remember. Unkie Steve episodes are my favorite!

  • Chemohhh Van Shlong
    Chemohhh Van Shlong 7 hours ago

    complete opposite weather here in NZ bvm. just coming into summer now... Luv-leh

  • Ben Daniels
    Ben Daniels 7 hours ago

    I use my bank card, works a treat lad

  • Issho Yggdrasil
    Issho Yggdrasil 7 hours ago

    Most "magical" Chinese products are scams.

  • Issho Yggdrasil
    Issho Yggdrasil 7 hours ago

    I thought the Blue Van would be more Leicester Blue than this Royal Navy Blue. Disappointed. ๐Ÿ˜ข

  • MrProps1
    MrProps1 7 hours ago

    Ffs Iโ€™ve just dropped turkeh on the floor

  • Calum
    Calum 8 hours ago

    Should do another video of this in a month or so and see how much youve progressed

  • Luke Hilton
    Luke Hilton 8 hours ago

    9.45... Man down

  • Ryin_
    Ryin_ 8 hours ago

    Whis - keh ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

  • The Cook
    The Cook 8 hours ago

    I remember we used to use those things at football training

  • Propa Nawty
    Propa Nawty 9 hours ago

    Bvm roadman

  • Nick The Egg
    Nick The Egg 9 hours ago

    If it ain't broke, don't fix it ๐Ÿ‘

  • Money Ankgdb
    Money Ankgdb 9 hours ago


  • Harvey Hamilton
    Harvey Hamilton 9 hours ago

    BVM I work at Costa and my personal choice of coffee is either an espresso or an iced hazelnut almond latte recommend it highly fella

  • xhiltonx
    xhiltonx 9 hours ago

    Haha my dog just gone mad in the window when you dogs started barking

  • xhiltonx
    xhiltonx 9 hours ago

    Just bang the rocky tune on and youll smash it

  • Keet 10
    Keet 10 10 hours ago

    Mr. Moowaggi ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Callum Lewis
    Callum Lewis 10 hours ago

    A Shit and a chat ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜œ

  • MrJoshiej
    MrJoshiej 10 hours ago

    How does your Ford Transit MK7 start in the cold weather as I have saw some MK7s struggle a little bit in the cold

  • Josh Highfield
    Josh Highfield 10 hours ago

    Shake it like a Polaroid picture BVM said haha

  • Josh Highfield
    Josh Highfield 10 hours ago

    Potatooooooo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ this guy man!!

  • Geoff Horsfield
    Geoff Horsfield 10 hours ago

    Youโ€™re thumbs shouldnt be where you put them whilst making a fist ๐Ÿ‘Š

  • Hennessy LI
    Hennessy LI 10 hours ago

    Ireland Costas have a irish coffee flavour one of them for Christmas, its meant to taste like whiskey. You should try them if you have them in england

  • S Miller
    S Miller 10 hours ago

    These things are a waste of effort, legit take 5 mins to defrost a just feels like ages because you have nothing else to do

  • Hamish Clark
    Hamish Clark 10 hours ago

    Make a part 2 so we can see progress

  • Lee Pascoe
    Lee Pascoe 10 hours ago

    "reminds me a bit of sangria" "Who's he?" Classic BVM

  • yaya kelley
    yaya kelley 10 hours ago

    I'm so glad I found your channel! I discovered you via true geordy and you have really helped me battle depression brought on by a Michigan with 2 days of sun in 2 months! I would love to invite you and June to Kalamazoo Michigan (yes, like in the Joe Strummer song!) to enjoy some great American take out! On second thought, lets just see what happens with the impeachment hearings and 2020 election. Seriously, I am looking in to fleeing to Ireland if that idiot stays in the White House. Thank you so much for the chuckles. We really need it over here.

  • Highlander
    Highlander 10 hours ago

    Next up, catching a fly with chopsticks.

  • Andy Nischen
    Andy Nischen 11 hours ago

    Very Bad...

  • Lee Pascoe
    Lee Pascoe 11 hours ago

    You got better over the 10 mins. If you did 10 to 20 mins a day you'd be like AJ. Well prob more like Ruiz

  • Mr Machrihanish
    Mr Machrihanish 11 hours ago

    Bud is a decent enough lager for a session at home. Cheap enough but not nasty. Not my favourite but there are a lot worse lagers out there. It was better when it was 5% ABV. The 4.5% stuff just isn't the same.

  • Jamie Alexander
    Jamie Alexander 11 hours ago

    Poor letting yourself get done in by a ball Dave lad

  • Charlie Shakur
    Charlie Shakur 11 hours ago

    Is steve completely blind ?

  • Steve Harwood
    Steve Harwood 11 hours ago

    Sure you didnโ€™t buy a she-wee by mistake mate??

  • Marc 5150
    Marc 5150 11 hours ago

    Usually I just piss on the windscreen

  • Mr Machrihanish
    Mr Machrihanish 11 hours ago

    It is really nice. Best burger ever from any fast food place. I love the bacon. proper soft bacon, none of this crispy rubbish.

  • 69Phuket
    69Phuket 11 hours ago

    Just chuck some tepid water on it and put the wipers on!

  • bunion86
    bunion86 11 hours ago

    Typical van driver. No room on his front to park it, leaves in on the road for everyone else to drive around.

  • Monocled Mutineer
    Monocled Mutineer 11 hours ago

    It has it's uses... I'm not sure which is better, Comfort or Price? hmmm.... -Mais oui

  • all4one together4all
    all4one together4all 11 hours ago

    Let's get BVM to 100000 subscribers for xams

  • Matty Hollinworth
    Matty Hollinworth 11 hours ago

    Right folks

  • Ed gellett
    Ed gellett 12 hours ago

    Dave u crack me up geez ๐Ÿ˜‚ all the best mate

  • kkrispy2009 P
    kkrispy2009 P 12 hours ago

    ASMR window scraping

  • david beckett
    david beckett 12 hours ago

    Nice vid , though , a wash of the windscreen might help , and you should be indicating at mini round abouts , even though your,e going straight ahead , and i thought driving around Liverpool was scary , but Leicester wow !

  • UK Unboxings 22
    UK Unboxings 22 12 hours ago

    Don't they put everything in the middle of sandwiches and stuff to make it look full, so people will look at it and think that looks full of meat or whatever is in the sandwich.

  • Don Conte
    Don Conte 12 hours ago

    This video is why FLash-player is great an TV is shite

    ED HEAD 12 hours ago

    Hot water in a sandwich bag works for me and it keeps your hands warm

  • daniel webber
    daniel webber 12 hours ago

    I used to use a discount card but it only took 10% off.

  • jp k
    jp k 12 hours ago

    Turn your van on for 5 minutes๐Ÿ‘

  • Mark Johnston
    Mark Johnston 12 hours ago

    You need Pigs in Blankets minus the Bacon and Stuffing, to go with the Turkey and Bacon!? ๐Ÿค”

  • 1UpWoodsy
    1UpWoodsy 12 hours ago

    Hey BVM great vid :) would you be able to give us the Amazon link as there are so many on there. Would be hilarious with the family at Xmas.

  • Lawrence Barns
    Lawrence Barns 12 hours ago

    What a star , saved my dosh ....Cheers BVM from Toronto ~!!!!!

  • VAR-star 123
    VAR-star 123 12 hours ago

    labour or conservative labour comment conservative like

  • SP RF8HA3663EW
    SP RF8HA3663EW 13 hours ago

    I've never seen anyone waffle so much over a sandwich and get so many views!

    • notmanynamesleft
      notmanynamesleft 4 hours ago

      I've never seen anyone with such a waffley username.

    • Blue Van Man
      Blue Van Man 11 hours ago

      @SP RF8HA3663EW seems to work.

    • SP RF8HA3663EW
      SP RF8HA3663EW 12 hours ago

      Waffle - language without meaning; blathering, babbling, droning. One might waffle throughout an essay or a presentation, when not having enough material, or needing to fill in time.

    • Blue Van Man
      Blue Van Man 13 hours ago


  • Brian Griffin
    Brian Griffin 13 hours ago

    Right folks, for the hearing impaired, evereh time Dave eats in the van, it falls on the floor. Sarneh has turkeh, cranberreh not spread around but isn't bad

  • Paul Harrison
    Paul Harrison 13 hours ago

    Luke warm water out of kettle easier and quicker

  • Matt The Gas
    Matt The Gas 13 hours ago

    You Dave are THE old traditional. Calling it as it is canโ€™t beat it

  • ABlue Biker
    ABlue Biker 13 hours ago

    When you get brain freeze, stick your tongue on the roof of your mouth, it's caused because the skin on the roof of your mouth becomes too cold and is close to nerves connected to the brain.

      ANONYMOUS 10 hours ago

      Doesn't everyone do that anyway, it's a natural reaction

  • Brian Griffin
    Brian Griffin 13 hours ago

    Right folks, for the hearing impaired, it's a cold Thursday morning, hes got a car window ice scrapeh and it does nowt.

  • ZiNgZ ZiNgZ
    ZiNgZ ZiNgZ 13 hours ago

    Funny vid haha most useless item iv'e ever seen

  • Yo Yo
    Yo Yo 13 hours ago

    Boris getting a majority will save the day! <3

    NO NAME 13 hours ago

    I use the more practical flamethrower.

  • david beckett
    david beckett 13 hours ago

    Yet again , no prices , how much did it cost ?

  • Myles Partington
    Myles Partington 13 hours ago

    Actually had me crying, like a cat playing with a ball on a string ahahah

  • Yo Yo
    Yo Yo 13 hours ago

    Please Vote Conservative and Boris Dave.. save Brexit and the country from a Marxist Socialist government! Corbyn and Diane Abbot.. no thank you let's give that one a miss!! and then hopefully Labour will get a new moderate Leader.

  • Nutty Livett
    Nutty Livett 13 hours ago

    You are deffo the best on FLash-player so funny honest and tell us how it is great family

  • Kem Hussein
    Kem Hussein 13 hours ago

    Yeah i knew that product would be Shite

  • Ghost Face
    Ghost Face 13 hours ago

    Never seen a mit on a scraper before

  • daniel320
    daniel320 13 hours ago

    Costa is bang average

  • Lee MacGregor
    Lee MacGregor 13 hours ago

    Love it

  • Calum
    Calum 13 hours ago

    Im a fellow VI person, not to the extent of those 2 cuties but totally agree with what they say about people trying to help like yeh youre trying to help but youre just being a cunt or like the way people try help is v annoying (and i have no problem telling them where to go lol)

  • Mr JamToast
    Mr JamToast 13 hours ago

    Bit of warmish water does the job. As long as it's not hot water it won't crack your windscreen.

  • Yo Yo
    Yo Yo 14 hours ago

    According to the final big YouGov poll, we could wake up on Friday morning with a hung parliament, a Marxist in Downing Street, unlimited immigration, allowing EU nationals and students to vote to rig future elections/referendums and the Remain coalition cancelling Brexit. The next few hours will show if this country is saved or ruined. Even if you are a Nigel and Brexit Party fan.. Boris needs you!!! Otherwise Brexit will be cancelled for a generation anyway!!! Boris and Conservatives are the lesser evils here thereโ€™s too much at stake to be purist about Brexit! Corbyn as PM is terrifying so many people and it needs to be made clear to everyone voting that even a Hung Parliament makes Corbyn PM.. #VoteConservative for Godโ€™s sake tell everyone you know who Corbyn as PM and Diane Abbot as Home Secretary makes me shudder that anyone would vote for that for this country!!! ๐Ÿ™ˆ #GE2019

  • Panther D
    Panther D 14 hours ago

    Please do Starbucks Toasted Marshmellow Hot Chocolate

  • Martin morris
    Martin morris 14 hours ago

    use bottle warm water job done

  • mel grant
    mel grant 14 hours ago

    Hate when they put cranberry in festive stuff

  • Wolf
    Wolf 14 hours ago

    4 mins 30 s to finish you labeast you....

  • Nav Rav
    Nav Rav 14 hours ago

    Just use de-icer, a quick spray and use wipers then itโ€™s job done without getting hand dirty in cold ๐Ÿฅถ

  • big beard
    big beard 14 hours ago

    I'm not eating it all, leaves a crumb Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha

  • Peter
    Peter 14 hours ago

    The lip smacking needs to stop BVM! You do it even when you're not eating and just talking!

  • Murray
    Murray 14 hours ago

    You will get fit over winter spending 30 minutes hard scrapping trying to clear your windscreen with the funnel lol

  • James
    James 14 hours ago

    You might as well use a plastic cup instead of that funnel ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Al Bert
    Al Bert 15 hours ago

    I do find it bizarre how Greta Thunberg lives rent free in so many middle aged blokes heads?? She really seems to trigger that demographic ๐Ÿ˜‚

    • Al Bert
      Al Bert Hour ago

      Blue Van Man but why are you all so triggered by her?

    • Blue Van Man
      Blue Van Man 14 hours ago

      Mate, I would charge her rent.

  • mel grant
    mel grant 15 hours ago

    Bet you wish you had a garage no scraping required

    • mel grant
      mel grant 12 hours ago

      @Blue Van Man you could put a cover on your windscreen at night

    • Blue Van Man
      Blue Van Man 13 hours ago

      Don't know if you noticed but I drive a Transit van.

    • mel grant
      mel grant 13 hours ago

      @The Hunter true!

    • The Hunter
      The Hunter 13 hours ago

      Its the UK, here you're lucky to be living in a house whats as big as a garage

  • Craig Ritchie
    Craig Ritchie 15 hours ago

    I used to used my missus's Gabrielle cd case to de-ice my windscreen

    • Simon Austin
      Simon Austin 15 hours ago

      Just goes to show Dreams can come true ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • hr
    hr 15 hours ago

    Put ads on your vids

    • hr
      hr 11 hours ago

      Blue Van Man good, get the most money u can๐Ÿ˜‚keep up the good work

    • Blue Van Man
      Blue Van Man 11 hours ago

      I have

  • Nutty Livett
    Nutty Livett 15 hours ago

    Best thing is to get June to scrape it lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Magpie Mad
    Magpie Mad 15 hours ago

    Just buy some de-icer itโ€™s a lot easier

  • Euan Westacott
    Euan Westacott 15 hours ago

    11:07 Sorry dave?

    • Geoff Horsfield
      Geoff Horsfield 10 hours ago

      Euan Westacott he said โ€œunbelievable..bulbulโ€