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Comments

  • Wylie Coyote
    Wylie Coyote 7 hours ago

    Haven't seen-- uh won't see it, but it sounds like they should've done it like Creepshow or some anthology film with separate stories that can occur at the same time THEN do the twist at the end. The fact that Blumhouse's name is on it is equally jarring.

  • Matt Content1billion

    More like Call of the Mild...ghee ghee gheeeee

  • Sean Sharkey
    Sean Sharkey 7 hours ago

    13:08 your a good drawer

  • LibertiesBreathe 50
    LibertiesBreathe 50 8 hours ago

    If I was Stalin Id erase the entire existence of both DBS Movies and Dragon Ball Super Entirely. Along with Dragon Ball Evolution of course.

  • The house of Chaos
    The house of Chaos 8 hours ago

    You have to add a clip of this movie the to the Hilariocity intro clip.....

  • Devin Harbert
    Devin Harbert 8 hours ago

    Review life of pi

  • Dilemma Whatson
    Dilemma Whatson 8 hours ago

    Oh man, imagine being someone who went to watch this on Valentine’s Day I hope the couples were strong enough to find the hilarity in its awfulness

  • Devin Harbert
    Devin Harbert 8 hours ago

    Review Labor Day

  • Alex Mykokhurts
    Alex Mykokhurts 8 hours ago

    Your shirt is bad ass

  • Luke St. John
    Luke St. John 8 hours ago

    More gore, more entertaining? Yeesh.. Gore for the sake of gore to me takes the imagination of people out of the equation. I'm old school, Hitchcock still reigns ...

  • Bernie Bro
    Bernie Bro 8 hours ago

    Now review Team Four Star DBZ.

  • Justin TX1988
    Justin TX1988 8 hours ago

    Ok seriously, who gives a shit about the cgi in this movie? Do people expect a real dog to just get along with real wolves and real grizzly bears? How about instead of focusing on the technical aspects of the movie, why not focus on the plot? I, personally, was so caught up in how great and emotional the movie was that the fact the dog was entirely cgi was the very last thing I was concerned with. The exact same thing is happening with 1917, where people talk more about the incredible camera work rather than the plot of the movie itself.

  • Rebecca Wilson
    Rebecca Wilson 8 hours ago

    Yeah I totally agree with everything you said!!

  • Jfighter 11
    Jfighter 11 8 hours ago

    2:00 Hey cut the guy some slack, anyone involved with this film would turn to alcohol

  • kyle cutshaw
    kyle cutshaw 8 hours ago

    Still a guilty pleasure!

  • Luis F
    Luis F 8 hours ago

    Yesss someone else is taking about Togo. I was excited when I saw Togo's trailer and when it came I loved the dog I loved Willam Defoe, I loved how it looked, I loved the soundtrack love the movie. I showed it to my friend who liked it, showed it to my sister who cried in the end, and she showed a friend. When I saw the trailer for this movie it kind of angered me a little. I disliked the cg dog. I felt it was going to waste Harrison Ford And I disliked how this got a theatrical release when I would have loved to see Togo in the big screen

  • Axess2084
    Axess2084 8 hours ago

    Wahlberg: There's something happening here and it's in the wind! Oh, by the way, say hi to your mom for me.

  • Thomas Kirkness-Little

    I hate Hulu. I had to scroll through an FAQ to find out why it wouldn't let me sign up. They should put "USA only" on the front page, ffs.

  • Jon Coutinho23
    Jon Coutinho23 8 hours ago

    Great movie but sand ending

  • Biswajit Nath
    Biswajit Nath 8 hours ago

    i thought it was revenge, conspiracy type of movie that we are used to watching, i was disappointed, in a good way

  • Larry Jackson
    Larry Jackson 8 hours ago

    He is SOOOO UPSET !!!🤣🤣🤣... but it’s justifiable because this movie has to be top 5 WORST movie ever

  • Ryan Wright
    Ryan Wright 8 hours ago

    This movie is predictable garbage

  • D
    D 8 hours ago

    Cars, Brave, Good Dinosaur, are the fuckin worst movies Pixar has made. And now Onward is added to the list.

  • Aaron T
    Aaron T 8 hours ago

    Oh my....... how did I miss this review?!

  • Aster Ginete
    Aster Ginete 8 hours ago

    It's 2020 and I'm still waiting for the sequel

  • Cameron Reid
    Cameron Reid 8 hours ago

    I don’t care what people say. This movie is a gem! One of my favs

  • WeLikeSportz
    WeLikeSportz 8 hours ago

    I liked the movie, but was a bit confused about the hype after watching it. Expectations too high I guess. I think this review helped me understand the discrepancy a bit, because Daniel Craig annoyed me most of the movie. The fact it's aware how over the top it is only makes it worse imo. Was sort of like "Let's do this because we can. It will be funny I promise" with no actual underlying joke to it.

  • Marz
    Marz 8 hours ago

    Everyone: is this movie gonna be good? Paramount: uh... meow?

  • prmaguiar
    prmaguiar 8 hours ago

    Don't know what you saw in this hot mess of a movie, chief. It was horrible.

  • LITTLE HORN
    LITTLE HORN 8 hours ago

    I watched it yesterday and it as shit

  • Ignacio Augusto Olivar

    The problem: "Imagination it's for kids" and of course, film studios knows and exploit it for profit. A good horror movie it's when you sense the fear, the suspense, the tension BEFORE any monster (with the scream, the scary sound effect and so on) or the bad guy appears. It's no imagination, the plot when it's good make us think on what "crazy, nasty and evil thing" it's lurking in the shadows or behind the old close door. Could be the monster be present? Of course but when you start fell relaxed, the tension it's over and ¡bang! Freddy Krueger rip off some blonde cheerleader and her quarterback lover. Back to the millenial phrase "... it's for kids". This generation doesn't enjoy in their childhood any of classic slasher B movies as us, they need everything explicit.

  • Broderick Alexander
    Broderick Alexander 8 hours ago

    I didn’t love it or hate it, but it was just alright to me. The performances of Margot Robbie and Ewan McGregor as well as the cinematography were the main reasons I enjoyed the movie. The plot was underwhelming and I expected more, especially the backstory of Black Mask. It is a pretty good popcorn movie though.

  • Dodo Ribeiro 1999
    Dodo Ribeiro 1999 8 hours ago

    Boon Joon Ho is the Kojima of movies, i really sold in more creative movies like this

  • Hunter Bungay
    Hunter Bungay 8 hours ago

    Totally freaking agree.

  • Ben Assassin
    Ben Assassin 8 hours ago

    Togo is an amazing movie

  • Mark
    Mark 8 hours ago

    Great CGI. GREAT ACTION. Hot White girl, Hot Mexican girl. Timeline plot.......WTF?

  • Lucky Patrick
    Lucky Patrick 9 hours ago

    This dude really really really enjoys the smell of his own farts

  • Hoze 123
    Hoze 123 9 hours ago

    marty - what you doing here rust rust - just mowing the lawn 😉😉

  • Rufus Slothkowski
    Rufus Slothkowski 9 hours ago

    Togo is amazing.

  • butchdeadlift10
    butchdeadlift10 9 hours ago

    The premise of Batman Vs Superman is so stupid I kinda want it to keep going. Like think about it: Batman has a spaz out because Superman is two powerful and therefore untrustworthy? Think of the whole JLA. Wonder Woman is proof the greek gods exist. You can easily have Batman chase her down going "Your gods didn't save my parents! DEATH TO THE GODS STARTING WITH YOU!" and have him foaming at the mouth. OR Green Lantern is part of a space police force equiped with godlike weapons. Spazzy Batman can say "You green pigs should either fight all crime or get off my planet!" and starts throwing his feces like a chimp. The Flash has the power to time travel? Certainly that is worth "Can't trust powers" Batman to make a robot suit and murder plan. "If I kill The Flash, then I can make sure he does not assassinate the first caveman. POWER CORRUPTS! BLAH BLAH". (Not making fun of Batman. I am making fun of Zack Snyder's Batman). Aquaman is king of the 7 seas. 70% of the earth's surface is his country. Rabid Snyder Batman should be pouring bleach at the beach saying "Absolute power corrupts absolutely! Down with the fish dictatorship!"................................ It was so dumb in that movie.

  • Em power
    Em power 9 hours ago

    Would you consider doing a throwback review for Jason’s Lyric?

  • Devin Harbert
    Devin Harbert 9 hours ago

    Review Maggie

  • Devin Harbert
    Devin Harbert 9 hours ago

    Review dear John

  • Devin Harbert
    Devin Harbert 9 hours ago

    Review sinister 3

  • Brother Andy
    Brother Andy 9 hours ago

    An ultra-rich widow/mother ravaged by guilt, motivated by compulsion, who may be delusional, but who is innovative and forward-thinking and owner of a world-wide company of destruction, based on a true story, as played by a legendary Academy Award-winning Actress, should have been all the movie you needed for a CLASSIC to happen, and literally not a tepid for-children carny haunted mansion misfire straight out of Disneyland. While watching, I kept thinking, "Did Helen Mirren lose a bet? Does she need money for a pension? Is she being blackmailed by an old stag film she did as a starving young woman?" I waited months for this, saved to go to the Big Movie Palace, and was once again disappointed/insulted, as I have been every single time I've gone to the movies for the last ten years or more. Does EVERY story need High Concept and CGI? As Norma Desmond said, "We had...FACES!" Now we have rapid-fire ugly on every level, to no logical end. Here, the film-makers seem to have gotten enthusiastic after a handful of mild successes and then got way, way over their head with ego and reverted to low-brow adolescence when maturity, sensitivity, craft, wisdom, and insight was called for. They took "The Queen" and threw hokey "Ghostbusters" at her without dignity. Why? D-

  • Harley Quinn
    Harley Quinn 9 hours ago

    I loved the movie, timeline was a bit skrewed up but it was so entertaining. Im going back to see it a second time.

  • Hamza Lodhi
    Hamza Lodhi 9 hours ago

    4:54 Karen snapped💀💀💀

  • Alan Smithee
    Alan Smithee 9 hours ago

    Kevin Nash still chasing that almighty dollar at the cost of his dignity

  • Jon Coutinho23
    Jon Coutinho23 9 hours ago

    I really like when the Dad of the family killed is boss

  • elissa cowan
    elissa cowan 9 hours ago

    i just saw stay and called my son to help me figure it out. Then, I saw it again and I got more insigtht and my son flipped out and he saw it again. Now I have to call him and tell him about the short pants which I saw but he didn't. I did not get the meaning and other meanings until it was explained here. Amazing. Now I have to watch it again!

  • Borsalino Kizaru
    Borsalino Kizaru 9 hours ago

    How’d this guy manage to land Kelly Preston? Scientology?

  • scatterbrainjon79
    scatterbrainjon79 9 hours ago

    I'd love to see a Bioshock movie.

  • Baby Doll
    Baby Doll 9 hours ago

    I actually preferred this to truth or dare

  • Michelle Biland
    Michelle Biland 9 hours ago

    Great for the concept of this film being original. 😊

  • jovivianed
    jovivianed 9 hours ago

    I thought that fighting scenes were absolutely spectacular. Every time another fighting scene came up I got so excited cuz it was so damn good.

  • Lee Roberts
    Lee Roberts 9 hours ago

    This is the first time I've seen the exploding shark 😂

  • Ya Boi FWH
    Ya Boi FWH 9 hours ago

    I see you forgot Yamcha in your fav characters must be a mistake

  • omega doom
    omega doom 9 hours ago

    One part l hated was that it doesn't carry on the story like what happened to indivisible boy and why did slappy need to use masks and props to get his monster army when in the first they were trapped in the same book as slappy

  • Feyer Delgado
    Feyer Delgado 10 hours ago

    I dont have problem whit the cgi, because i feel that the animals need that caricature look do the expreccion in a good level.

  • 2ndTim32
    2ndTim32 10 hours ago

    Its just more feminist BS we are seeing in every hollywood movie these days.

  • uncle deano
    uncle deano 10 hours ago

    Comedic writers are so good at like making movies, like Jordan Peele and Todd Phillips

  • J Run talks movies
    J Run talks movies 10 hours ago

    Alright so I've had since December to think about this movie and........ I don't like it, like at all. The best thing about this movie to me was Poe and Kylo, in my opinion of course.

  • Hamza Lodhi
    Hamza Lodhi 10 hours ago

    Does anyone think Chris looks kinda like tobey McGuire?

  • rafo Vasquez
    rafo Vasquez 10 hours ago

    REVIEW TOGO!!!!!!

  • Roderick Strachan
    Roderick Strachan 10 hours ago

    That part about how dark the game is spot on. I'm 34 now & my eyes aren't what they use be.🤦🏿‍♂️ Spend plenty of moments runnin from sounds like "where the hell is it?!" 👀 I can't even see it?!😱

  • Alan Smithee
    Alan Smithee 10 hours ago

    Uwe Boll would just be a terrible director if it wasn't for his brainless neanderthal habit of challenging critics to a fight, as if punching someone in the face for disagreeing with you proves anything except that you're a violent moron

  • Dorian M
    Dorian M 10 hours ago

    What about homeward bound those were real animals

  • thefemalearrow
    thefemalearrow 10 hours ago

    My review of last blood: a fun way to spend a Sunday afternoon

  • J W
    J W 10 hours ago

    Dog

  • Ajax SlamGoody
    Ajax SlamGoody 10 hours ago

    so smart? get a job

  • Carmine Bokesch
    Carmine Bokesch 10 hours ago

    It’s a very very good movie. Every one should watch it, whether or not a fan of the character is regardless. GO WATCH IT!!! It’s awesome

  • Saberwaisen 1995
    Saberwaisen 1995 10 hours ago

    Isn't the book suitable for a R rated movie?

  • Carmine Bokesch
    Carmine Bokesch 10 hours ago

    First, one should disclaim that no one can for sure say this version of Sonic is better than the original rendering. Since, no one has screened both films... no one that us reviewing this film of course. AND, at 44 years old I watched the film by myself. And LOVED IT !!!!

  • SN2903
    SN2903 10 hours ago

    I liked it quite a bit.

  • BreadRouteTV.
    BreadRouteTV. 10 hours ago

    When DeWayne Johnson did fast five you felt like he was hobbs he was gritty , a bad ass , and didn't give a fuck about anything that's why that was his best role , now in hobbs and Shaw they are just playing there self , they made them soft , he needs the facial hair back

  • Matthew John Hayden
    Matthew John Hayden 10 hours ago

    You should sneak at least one verbal or visual plug for olive garden into all of your subsequent reviews...

  • Jaqwen Moore
    Jaqwen Moore 10 hours ago

    Yeah I figured out who the killer was on ep 7 2020 anybody??

  • Chandra Star
    Chandra Star 10 hours ago

    This review is as watch able as the film.

  • Lee Roberts
    Lee Roberts 10 hours ago

    There are now millions of ppl deliberately electrocuting themselves to try fix they're teeth 😂 😂

  • Michael Goodlow
    Michael Goodlow 10 hours ago

    No one seem to notice a basic flaw in the movie in that the poor family is played by actors who in no way appear to be from the lower class. They all appear to be well fed, with straight white teeth, and with salon haircuts. The various characters that they play can convincingly speak English, are computer literate to the point where they can forge believable documents, pass them selves off as trained therapists, run a modern household in an upper class home as a housekeeper, and handle a limousine. They also have the social skills to pull off these roles. I kept wondering during the movie "Why are these people poor to begin with?" I believe this movie does a poor job of representing the lower classes that it claims to sympathize with.

  • Jeremy Hicks
    Jeremy Hicks 10 hours ago

    They really missed out on not using Sonic's instead of Olive Garden. And wow Jim Carry looks so dumb as Dr Eggman but as maybe an alternative universe version of Eggman its fine.

  • Johnny Solipsis
    Johnny Solipsis 10 hours ago

    Interestingly: It was all shot in digital, apart from the nightclub which used film.

  • zangardo
    zangardo 10 hours ago

    can we get a review without the words shit or fuck

  • Crypt Cr3ature
    Crypt Cr3ature 10 hours ago

    This was a great, heart warming rendition of Call of The Wild the whole family can enjoy. I read the book a long time ago, so I knew what was left out or toned down, but still liked this movie. The CGI dog threw me off, but eventually I got use to it once I realised this wasn't a word-for-word telling of the tale.

  • MickDansforth
    MickDansforth 10 hours ago

    a) Unreliable Narrator. Just because the woman tells Ripley that there's been no record of Aliens, doesn't mean it is true. She might know and be lying. Or the secret might have been kept from her. The company is not really known for their honesty. b) The comic book where a human woman and a Predator team up to fight aliens is right behind you on the shelf. They pulled that from the comic for the movie. How can you have a problem with that?

  • neil thurlow
    neil thurlow 10 hours ago

    Watch session 9, this is another creepy movie that has a good storyline, good acting and actually filmed in disused mental hospital and no jump scares every 2 minutes to keep the teens scared .....solid 8/10.

  • Reginald Mizer
    Reginald Mizer 10 hours ago

    I’m not sure why the dog has to be 100% CG. Maybe CG the dog for dangerous situations, and have a real dog for the rest. Fewer CG shots could have meant there was more time to make those shots work.

  • hugtower
    hugtower 10 hours ago

    It would have made more sense for newt to have been unknowingly impregnated because she was alone with them for a fair amount of time than for a random egg to appear on the lifeboat

  • Larry Scarr
    Larry Scarr 10 hours ago

    Took out all the violent dog fights.. And the team going in the ice, and the bet, where Buck busts out the sled.

  • mrcheesemunch
    mrcheesemunch 11 hours ago

    I just watched this last night and...honestly it did nothing for me. Watching it at home had no impact. SPOILERS, obviously. I'm not saying it was a bad movie by any means it just didn't do anything to excite me, the first act was good but from there it felt like a very standard war movie and I couldn't get out of my head with it. The first act was great because there was a ton of tension, feeling like one of them could die at any moment. But then one of them does die and everything that happens from then on, you know the other one is going to be fine otherwise the movie wouldn't exist. Obviously in an emotional sense he's far from fine but yeah I felt zero tension after that first act because why should I care? If the whole movie was like the first act and the other character died some 70% of the way through it would have been incredible but otherwise just a collection of interesting shots. A movie being artsy like that does nothing for me if the other elements aren't a thrill.

  • Juice Ingot
    Juice Ingot 11 hours ago

    it got such a shitty score because the lead role was a masculine male instead of a broke woke bitch

  • Alan Smithee
    Alan Smithee 11 hours ago

    4:18 holy shit that was a really good Nic Cage impression

  • Cole REVIEWS
    Cole REVIEWS 11 hours ago

    Favorite Video Games 1. Uncharted 4 (2016) 2. Call Of Duty World War II (2017) 3. Final Fantasy VI (1994) 4. Super Mario Bros 3 (1990) 5. Pac-Man (1980) 6. Final Fantasy (1987) 7. Final Fantasy III (1990) 8. Final Fantasy II (1988) 9. Mario Kart 7 (2011) 10. Zelda II Adventure Of Link (1988) HM Metal Gear Solid (1987) Battlefield 4 (2013) Battlefield 3 (2012) Battlefield 1 (2016) Mario Bros (1983) Donkey Kong (1981) Dead Rising 2 (2010) Doom II Hell On Earth (1994) Doom (1993) Resident Evil 3 Nemeses (1999) Resident Evil (1996) Silent Hill (1999) Sonic The Hedgehog (1999) Battlefield 5 (2018)

  • joacc8
    joacc8 11 hours ago

    You should really stop making the reviews about yourself. You are a great critic but it is really annoying.

  • Elwyn's Thoughts
    Elwyn's Thoughts 11 hours ago

    I agree about the CGI. It was difficult to feel scared or fearful when Buck was in danger because he was so obviously animated. However, it would have been unethical and impossible to film real dogs in those situations. Tough scenario for film makers.

  • Karen T
    Karen T 11 hours ago

    Thanks, saved me $3.99!

  • Sandra Elder
    Sandra Elder 11 hours ago

    Damn. I adored this book and would love to see it on film, but I’m not watching a cartoon Disney-fied version. I hate CGI animals. I keep expecting them to start talking. SO GLAD to hear Togo is good. It’s a fabulous story. I’ll definitely rent it and skip the other and maybe just reread the book.

  • Jro713
    Jro713 11 hours ago

    This and hereditary 🔥

  • Blue Wander
    Blue Wander 11 hours ago

    Dog movies need real dogs

  • Brandon Wooldridge
    Brandon Wooldridge 11 hours ago

    It was incoherent and boring as hell. Not for me